On Sunday it is time for my biannual pilgrimage to Mecca.
I will endure 10 hours of purgatory, in quiet contemplation, sitting in an uncomfortable position, probably next to a small screaming child who has an undiagnosed but very obvious gastrointestinal malady (medical name: squits). I will endure being thrown small cans of own brand cola (I hope this doesn't make me more of a chav).
Salvation will arrive in the form of McCarran International Terminal.
After a brief interrogation to prevent non-believers from entering Mecca, I will make my way to the historic religious centre of Mecca (not the infidel capital that is known as Clark County).
I will be staying for 14 nights, and making daily donations to the Poker and Slot Gods.
I wish you all well, I'll pop on if I have time
Have fun, and win
Heid
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