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« on: April 14, 2006, 12:11:20 AM »

after recently having a clown turn up at one of my pubs demanding money ,

as we had supposedley booked him through the internet .

i found out some time lately that it was a friend of mine who had played a joke ,

some joke ,one daft bloke stood with a silly big red nose on demanding i pay him .

thus i proceded to throw him out .

when my friend found out he was in stitches .

thus i procceded to get my own back .

this started when i found his address, post code and new mobile number

i phoned the local add mag and put his nissan almera in for a steel

hence one phone call after another ,unbe noing to me his wife had borrowed

his phone that day ,when i called she went mentle

i dare not tell her ive also put all her kids close in the add mag to .

the moral of the storie is if you cant take the pain dont give it out
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2006, 12:15:22 AM »

 
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2006, 12:32:14 AM »

This could soon be a criminal offence.
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2006, 12:35:04 AM »

i am a criminal same as every one who theives at the table
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2006, 12:41:01 AM »

As for throwing Clowns outa Pubs, are you mad clowns are all closet serial killers.

CLOWN= SCARY 10/10
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2006, 12:57:26 AM »

i run a rough pub in sheffield we dont have crazy clowns at kids partys

they would kill him
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2006, 08:37:24 AM »

this is such a sad story.

clown bashings are up a remarkable 300% for this year alone, whilst attacks on traffic wardens have significantly decreased.

will we ever learn!
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2006, 11:17:44 AM »

one daft bloke stood with a silly big red nose

was it alex ferguson ?
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2006, 12:00:09 PM »

 
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2006, 01:40:35 PM »

 
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2006, 07:37:18 PM »

his wife just rung me ,

i cant tell you what she said cause this is  family forum .

he rang 10 mins after her laughing ,he can take a joke

says his phone has never stopped ,moestly assylum seakers ringing for the kids clothes

the last time she was there when he told them they wernt for sale disco disco
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2006, 12:14:10 AM »

Vinni my cousin owns the sheakspeare in sheffield.
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2006, 12:57:24 AM »

Vinni my cousin owns the sheakspeare in sheffield.

I gotta friend who owns a chippy in Grantham.
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2006, 01:38:30 AM »

Hang fire till mid-January, he thinks you've forgotten.

Then place an ad,

"Will buy all used christmas trees, pop them on my front lawn, will pay £5 for each."

He'll have 35 irate clowns wanting payed.
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