old wives tales

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

[RED-DOG]

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[vinni]

if you get crabs put after shave on them it worked for me

[dik9]

if you get crabs put after shave on them it worked for me

Castor sugar rots there teeth

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if you get crabs put after shave on them it worked for me

I put "Thousand islands" dressing on mine

[vinni]

lol

[JungleCat03]

Before you criticise another, always walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

[Royal Flush]

Before you criticise another, always walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

Well i have your shoes and you are about 50 miles away....so...YOU FISH!