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« on: April 18, 2006, 08:33:45 PM »
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,

happened to end up in a man's head.



She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.





"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.



 "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but  still no answer.



Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared

and yelled at the top of her voice,



"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"



Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............



"We're down here ..."


 
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 08:36:06 PM »
LOL It's good, but hide behind here with me a while Smiley

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 08:36:38 PM »
I couldn't resisit!
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 08:46:34 PM »
 
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 09:18:19 PM »
So, after slagging the males off for a while, the female brain cell, true to type, goes down!
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2006, 09:22:35 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on April 18, 2006, 09:18:19 PM
So, after slagging the males off for a while, the female brain cell, true to type, goes down!
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2006, 10:04:55 PM »
speechless - red dogged again......
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 04:11:34 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2006, 04:16:33 AM »
Quote from: Dingdell on April 18, 2006, 08:33:45 PM
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell

I realised this had to be a fictitious story as soon as I read the first line!  scared
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 12:36:53 PM »
Quote from: RobS on April 20, 2006, 04:16:33 AM
Quote from: Dingdell on April 18, 2006, 08:33:45 PM
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell

I realised this had to be a fictitious story as soon as I read the first line!  scared

But it did take you three days to write the comment!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 01:06:52 PM »
One and a half............. Wink
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2006, 01:30:27 PM »
Quote from: matt674 on April 20, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
One and a half............. Wink

Like spacial awareness, maths is a problem for them
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2006, 01:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Robert HM on April 20, 2006, 01:30:27 PM
Quote from: matt674 on April 20, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
One and a half............. Wink

Like spacial awareness, maths is a problem for them

Sorry - when dealing with men I automatically double everything otherwise they get a complex.......
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2006, 01:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Dingdell on April 20, 2006, 01:35:53 PM

Sorry - when dealing with men I automatically double everything otherwise they get a complex.......

Double everything?!?!?

Remind me never to get one of the "specials" at the place where you work!!  Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2006, 01:45:12 PM »
Quote from: matt674 on April 20, 2006, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Dingdell on April 20, 2006, 01:35:53 PM

Sorry - when dealing with men I automatically double everything otherwise they get a complex.......

Double everything?!?!?

Remind me never to get one of the "specials" at the place where you work!!  Shocked Shocked

Brave man!

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