Happiness

[The Truth]

Happiness, happiness the greatest gift that I possess, 

.......ALTOGETHER NOW - Sing-a-long
Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

To me this old world is a wonderful place
And I'm just about the luckiest human in the whole human race
I've got no silver and I've got no gold
Just a whole lot of happiness in my soul

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

Happiness to me is an ocean tide
Or a sunset fading on a mountain side
Or maybe a big old heaven full of stars up above
When I'm in the arms of the one I love

Happiness is a field of grain
Lifting its face to the falling rain
I can see it in the sunshine, I breathe it in the rain
Happiness everywhere

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

A wise old man told me one time
That happiness is nothing but a frame of mind
I hope when you go to measuring my success
That you don't count my money count my happiness

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I posses
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

[TightEnd]

Just make sure you stay friends with the taxman Doddy.

[The Truth]

Just make sure you stay friends with the taxman Doddy.

By jove how tickled I am 

I hope when you go to measuring my success
That you don't count my money count my happiness

That bit always cracks me up.

[NoflopsHomer]

Bah, I was hoping this was about Todd Solondz's excellent film.

[The Truth]

Bah, I was hoping this was about Todd Solondz's excellent film.

Did it have diddy men in it?

[NoflopsHomer]

Errr it has Phillip Seymour Hoffman in...



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[The Truth]

nobodies singing, maybe this one will get you going


Bring me Sunshine, in your smile,
Bring me Laughter, all the while,
In this world where we live, there should be more happiness,
So much joy you can give, to each brand new bright tomorrow,

Make me happy, through the years,
Never bring me, any tears,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.

Bring me Sunshine, in your eyes,
Bring me rainbows, from the skies,
Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun,
We can be so content, if we gather little sunbeams,

Be light-hearted, all day long,
Keep me singing, happy songs,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.

[Ironside]

if you aint got happiness you must be a lady

[Heid]

Happiness = Long Sunny days and a case of root beer.

[RED-DOG]

Happiness is relative, to one person it's a new Ferarri, to another it's a drink of clean water.

If someone is squeezing your knackers in a vice, you're happy when he stops!

(I'm in a philosophical mood tonight)

[NoflopsHomer]

"Happiness"
written by Eytan Mirsky
performed by Michael Stipe and Rain Phoenix

"It seems the things I've wanted in
My life I've never had.
So it's no surprise that living
Only leaves me sad.

Happiness, where are you?
I've searched so long for you.
Happiness, where are you?
I haven't got a clue.
Happiness, why do you have to stay
So far away... from me?

When I'm in despair and life has
Turned into a mess,
I know that I don't dare to end my
Search for happiness.

Happiness, where are you?
I've searched so long for you.
Happiness, where are you?
I haven't got a clue.
Happiness, why do you have to stay
So far away... from me?

Happiness, sometimes I think
I see you from afar.
When I run to catch you, though,
That's just not where you are.

Happiness, you know I'll get a hold of
You some way.
Until I do, you know I'll keep on
Searching every day.

Happiness, where are you?
I've searched so long for you.
Happiness, where are you?
I haven't got a clue.
Happiness, why do you have to stay
So far away... from me?

Gonna find it, gonna find it,
Gonna find my happiness.
Gonna find it, gonna find it,
Gonna find my happiness.

When I'm in despair and life has
Turned into a mess - gonna find it -
I know that I don't dare to end my
Search for happiness - gonna find my...

Happiness, where are you?
I'm gonna get to you.
Happiness, where are you?
I'll know before I'm through.
Happiness, you know you just can't stay
So far away... from me.

Gonna find my - Happiness where are you?
Gonna find it - I'm gonna get to you.
Gonna find my - Happiness what are you?
Gonna find it - I'll know before I'm through.

[dik9]

For use with customer service skills, this was a poem that was on my wall from the age of 5-10

I have never forgotten about it, although sometimes I have forgotten the advice.

A Smile

A Smile costs nothing, but gives much

It enriches those who receive, without making poorer those who give

It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever

None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it,
and none is so poor, but that he can be made rich by it

A Smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in business,
and is the countersign of friendship

It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen,
for it is something that is of no value to anyone, until it is given away

Some people are too tired to give you a smile;
Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.

[Pokerron]

If someone is squeezing your knackers in a vice, you're happy when he stops!

Speak for yourself, I want the full hour I paid for, thanks.

[dik9]

If someone is squeezing your knackers in a vice, you're happy when he stops!

Speak for yourself, I want the full hour I paid for, thanks.

I don't wish to know whether you are gay or straight

[Trace]

I thought it was a cigar called Hamlet!