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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2006, 01:21:04 PM »

That's his touch of genius for the day.


Do you like caramacs btw Mr End? They are fiendishly moreish.


I think you need a blog for this wordy expulsion - only if you promise they will be all be (mostly) like this.

OMG  CARAMACS    yummmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2006, 01:34:13 PM »

I'm torn between the complete hilarity of Tighty's post and the image of the state he was in when wrote it.

Caffeine levels dangerously high.....CHECK
Sugar levels dangerously high......CHECK
Eyes ridiculously wide open, blinking frequency once every 3 minutes........CHECK

Commence typing......
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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2006, 01:43:07 PM »

I'm torn between the complete hilarity of Tighty's post and the image of the state he was in when wrote it.

Caffeine levels dangerously high.....CHECK
Sugar levels dangerously high......CHECK
Eyes ridiculously wide open, blinking frequency once every 3 minutes........CHECK

Commence typing......

You forgot one!

Beam me up Scotty!
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2006, 02:09:27 PM »

www.sodastream.co.uk/gbretail/Home.asp
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2006, 02:22:27 PM »

He means he got blocked by Poppet... he is just too high maintenance for me!

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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2006, 03:00:37 PM »

LUVIT   

and Heid.....yeah yeah yeah........Do you remember last year when there was a Caramac KitKat brought out.....that was heaven   (or did I dream it?)

I hate Kit Kats though Jag Sad

Caramac, however is manna from heaven.
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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2006, 03:54:44 PM »

I am delighted to be able to point out an error in Tightys post - if you put the flavour in the water before making it fizzy in the sodastream it causes the bottle to overflow and explode in the sodastream machine.

You made the water fizzy first and added the flavour afterwards.

I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2006, 03:58:50 PM »


Good man... a few mates experimented with Buckfast Tonic Wine in the sodastream - it was apparently a success. I may have to invest in a sodastream now. Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2006, 04:11:00 PM »

It's all True though - great post
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« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2006, 04:54:48 PM »


I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin

Diflucan!

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« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2006, 05:07:05 PM »


I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin

Diflucan!

Oh dear.


Don't do it !! Its not worth it lol
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2006, 06:14:17 PM »


I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin

Diflucan!

Oh dear.


Don't do it !! Its not worth it lol

I cant diss a product as it must work for some people but I agree Mel - not seen many great results with diflucan - but it is for the 'front bottom' so not really designed for 'back bottom' problems!  Grin I think I managed to get away with that one!
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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2006, 06:25:59 PM »


I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin

Diflucan!

Oh dear.


Don't do it !! Its not worth it lol

I cant diss a product as it must work for some people but I agree Mel - not seen many great results with diflucan - but it is for the 'front bottom' so not really designed for 'back bottom' problems!  Grin I think I managed to get away with that one!

Oh no you didn't   
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2006, 06:37:09 PM »


I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin

Diflucan!

Oh dear.


Don't do it !! Its not worth it lol

I cant diss a product as it must work for some people but I agree Mel - not seen many great results with diflucan - but it is for the 'front bottom' so not really designed for 'back bottom' problems!  Grin I think I managed to get away with that one!

Oh no you didn't   

I thought it was Anusol for back bottom problems?
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2006, 06:43:35 PM »


I suspect you have Candida - promotes sugar cravings, cravings for mushrooms and onions and fizzy drinks....sound familiar?!

See you at the clinic!  Grin

Diflucan!

Oh dear.


Don't do it !! Its not worth it lol

I cant diss a product as it must work for some people but I agree Mel - not seen many great results with diflucan - but it is for the 'front bottom' so not really designed for 'back bottom' problems!  Grin I think I managed to get away with that one!

Oh no you didn't   

I thought it was Anusol for back bottom problems?

yes - for piles - but candida is a different type of yeast bottom problem.....

I just offered Reddog the opportunity of a sponsored colonic with a web cam feed to the forum but he said no. That man is no fun anymore.
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