This had me laughing so hard to myself I had to share it! Basically, I told the others what I had *ahem* and they believed me.
doublenate makes a standard raise utg
I had

in mid position and call
Flop was

doublenate bets and I raise.
Here's the chat:
Dealer: River10, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Player River10 has requested TIME
doublenate: i have AK
Dealer: doublenate, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
swordpoker: AQ
River10: aj
Dealer: Game #4799014562: swordpoker wins pot (2450)
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 75/150
swordpoker: ;o)
Also, a bonus! I had AK the very next hand and they all thought I was at it:
Dealer: MadImpulse, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: MadImpulse has a pair of Kings
Dealer: swordpoker has two pair, Aces and Kings
Dealer: Game #4799022030: swordpoker wins pot (11055) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Dealer: MadImpulse finished the tournament in 9th place
I love poker!