What is your BlondePoker username?
El Yortle
Which area do you live in?
Which area do you live in?
London
What is your marital status?
What is your marital status?
I've got a girlfriend, long-term
Do you have any children and/or pets?
Do you have any children and/or pets?
No
When did you start playing poker?
When did you start playing poker?
About 10 years ago. Before Late Night Poker certainly.
Where can you be found playing live?
Where can you be found playing live?
Gutshot from time to time. Play with friends, etc.
What is your favourite online site?
What is your favourite online site?
I've been using PaddyPower recently, but I tend to move around.
What is your handle there?
What is your handle there?
EssexMutant
What is the harshest beat you have inflicted on an opponent?
What is the harshest beat you have inflicted on an opponent?
I only ever get hit by bad beats! I never manage to do anything really sick to someone else!
Who are your poker heroes?
Who are your poker heroes?
All the Brits.
Who is your best friend in poker?
Who is your best friend in poker?
I've got several friends in poker. I'm not sure I'd like to choose between them!
What are your greatest accomplishments in poker?
What are your greatest accomplishments in poker?
I've won a couple of tournaments down the Gutshot, which I was quite happy with. I'm not the greatest player in the world by any means.
What is your most embarrassing moment in poker?
What is your most embarrassing moment in poker?
Last night when I misread my hand (thought I had ATs, actually had A5s. Must be the beer!)
Which Blondepoker thread did you enjoy the most?
Which Blondepoker thread did you enjoy the most?
I mostly check the live tournament updates.
The thing I love most about BlondePoker is?
The thing I love most about BlondePoker is?
Everyone seems to have fun. Compare that to some other internet poker forums where people can be up their own **** sometimes! 
My biggest pet hate in poker is?

My biggest pet hate in poker is?
Arrogance.
What are your main interests outside poker?
What are your main interests outside poker?
Girlfriend, DVD's, beer, visiting Amsterdam...
Tell us something about yourself none of us would know...
Tell us something about yourself none of us would know...
I can sing Postman Pat backwards.
What is your favourite pie filling?
What is your favourite pie filling?
Steak.
Who is your favourite singer?
Who is your favourite singer?
Meat Loaf. (I make no apologies for it, the guy's a legend!)
What is your favourite song?
What is your favourite song?
Anything from REM's Automatic For The People album.
Who is your ideal man or woman?
Who is your ideal man or woman?
Me. (Can you see why I said I hate arrogance?)
What is your favourite holiday destination?
What is your favourite holiday destination?
Amsterdam.
If I could change one thing about myself I would?
If I could change one thing about myself I would?
I'd get less stressed with my job and concentrate more on the important things in life.