Winner = A Non
tikay shuffles up to start dealing at the 'Friends of Mick McCool' poker tournament.
Winner = Colchester Kev
Kev presents the award to The Big Issue salesman of the year.
Winner = Paul Crave
"The kiddy game is down the road you say? Where exactly?"
Winner = Sandy
Time for a ruling
Winner = Junglecat
After experimenting with introducing a bad beat counsellor into the DTD cardroom, management decide they may need to work on their recruitment policy.
Winner = A Nonymous
"Two flops, TWO FLOPS!! How come M3boy gets two flops?"
Winner = DUNK619
"Here's 50 quid for your train home kid, come back when you have started puberty."
Winner = RookieITB
"This is how high my swimming pool full of money comes up to me - and that's in the shallow end!" explains Julian.
Winner = DavesShoelace
Chili's face says it all after the shock proposal from Mick McCool
Winner = snoopy1239
"I have a huge penis"