What is your BlondePoker username?
It used to be thetank, but now it's the bus for a few days. My ego was simply too massive for one account, I had to create another to appease my own self-love.
Which area do you live in?
It's a toss-up between Glasgow and The Island of Sodor for this one. I can't quite decide in which manner I'll be answering these questions. We'll see how things pan out as we move down the page.
What is your marital status?
Single.
Shocker I know, see above answer to What is your BlondePoker username? for a possible insight as to why.
Do you have any children and/or pets?
There is room for but one in my Universe.
When did you start playing poker?
Before it was trendy.
What is your favourite online site?
Pokerstars, because you can use a picture of your pretty little self as an avatar.
What is the harshest beat you have inflicted on an opponent?
I never give a second thought to the trail of victims I leave in my wake.
Who are your poker heroes?
I think you know the answer to this one.
Who is your best friend in poker?
I can't remember their names, because most of them weren't Thomas.
What are your greatest accomplishments in poker?
I have already recanted them ad nauseum on the forum. In an astonishing and unprecendented act of mercy, I shall refrain from regurgitating them here too.
What is your most embarrassing moment in poker?
At blonde bash two, I was holding one in during a prolonged dealing stint. There was something wrong with my arse at the time, probably to do with my indian take-away heavy diet (I've since given em up) Whilst going to deal another table on the higher tier, I thought I could cheekily squeeze it out on the stairs. What actually happened was that I let rip a nuclear disaster directly into Sid's face.
Usually flatulence is funny. This one smelt so rotten that it just wasn't. Sid hasn't really spoken to me since, I think he was tasting it for days.
Which Blondepoker thread did you enjoy the most?
Anything to do with me me me.
The thing I love most about BlondePoker is?
See above
What is your favourite pie filling?
Steak (Cheers Rod)
Who is your favourite singer?
To date, I have not released a single, but I can belt out some classics in the shower.
What is your favourite song?
Eh...sod it....The Wheels on the Bus
Who is your ideal man or woman?
Anybody who can put up with my incessant talking about myself and pander to my illusion that I am the world's greatest lover.
What is your favourite holiday destination?
So long as I'm there, it's gonna be a cracker.
If I could change one thing about myself I would?
Pretentious, Moi?
It used to be thetank, but now it's the bus for a few days. My ego was simply too massive for one account, I had to create another to appease my own self-love.
Which area do you live in?
It's a toss-up between Glasgow and The Island of Sodor for this one. I can't quite decide in which manner I'll be answering these questions. We'll see how things pan out as we move down the page.
What is your marital status?
Single.
Shocker I know, see above answer to What is your BlondePoker username? for a possible insight as to why.
Do you have any children and/or pets?
There is room for but one in my Universe.
When did you start playing poker?
Before it was trendy.
What is your favourite online site?
Pokerstars, because you can use a picture of your pretty little self as an avatar.
What is the harshest beat you have inflicted on an opponent?
I never give a second thought to the trail of victims I leave in my wake.
Who are your poker heroes?
I think you know the answer to this one.
Who is your best friend in poker?
I can't remember their names, because most of them weren't Thomas.
What are your greatest accomplishments in poker?
I have already recanted them ad nauseum on the forum. In an astonishing and unprecendented act of mercy, I shall refrain from regurgitating them here too.
What is your most embarrassing moment in poker?
At blonde bash two, I was holding one in during a prolonged dealing stint. There was something wrong with my arse at the time, probably to do with my indian take-away heavy diet (I've since given em up) Whilst going to deal another table on the higher tier, I thought I could cheekily squeeze it out on the stairs. What actually happened was that I let rip a nuclear disaster directly into Sid's face.
Usually flatulence is funny. This one smelt so rotten that it just wasn't. Sid hasn't really spoken to me since, I think he was tasting it for days.
Which Blondepoker thread did you enjoy the most?
Anything to do with me me me.
The thing I love most about BlondePoker is?
See above
What is your favourite pie filling?
Steak (Cheers Rod)
Who is your favourite singer?
To date, I have not released a single, but I can belt out some classics in the shower.
What is your favourite song?
Eh...sod it....The Wheels on the Bus
Who is your ideal man or woman?
Anybody who can put up with my incessant talking about myself and pander to my illusion that I am the world's greatest lover.
What is your favourite holiday destination?
So long as I'm there, it's gonna be a cracker.
If I could change one thing about myself I would?
Pretentious, Moi?