
Arriving in time to play a super satellite on the Monday afternoon for the £500 freezeout on the Thrusday, I had a great start when I won a seat and played error free poker. When I arrived I decided I would record faithfully all my expenditures during the week to find out for myself how much a week on the circuit costs in total. I'll show you the results in a bit, suffice to say for the time being I was able to put a figure in the positive column to start off with.
Walsall self deal satellites are an experience. Played on the big festival tables one person has to volunteer or be volunteered to deal for the whole table AND play. This is unlike the regular Luton self deals I play on the smaller tables where you have to deal only when it's your button. That first satellite I felt my spidey senses tingling and decided I would make a conscious effort to deal the satellites myself for the remainder of the week. This is tough, concentrate on your game and work out side pots/keep the game flowing etc. I certainly need more practice at it. I had made a decision though that I was determined to stick to: only play the main event if you satellite your way in, so the satellites were a needs must for me.

Sad to say that satellite was the highlight of the week. In the four festival competitions, I played 30 45 minute levels of poker. In those 1500 minutes I received the following hands:
A-K once
J-J 3 times, which tripped up twice and got nicely paid both times
A-T suited once where I flopped the nut flush and managed to get three bets out of Matthew Stevens the snooker player when he turned trips
7-7 once
er, that's it

No luck in the other satellites either, including an interesting case in 'deal yourself to bankruptcy' on one with RED DOG where I managed deal him corkers and managed to get myself outdrawn for two buy-ins in quick succession and then on the first hand in the freezeout period! 'Recognising and managing tilt' I said. Huh, time to re-read the article!
As I said earlier, here's the cost to me of a barren Monday to Thursday on a festival week. I returned home on the Friday, sticking to my promise not to buy in to the £1000 direct:
"it's not" Quality Hotel = £280
Tournament buyins = £900 (£100 rebuy, £150 with 1 rebuy, £300 freeze. £500 saved in satellite)
Super Satellite costs = £300 (3 satellites £50, £150, £100 spent, 1 seat secured)
Single Table Satellite = £100
Cash Game Losses = £650 (not part of the plan, see below)
Casino Games = +£50 (perhaps I should take up Blackjack......)
Food/Beverages = £40
Cinema = £6
Petrol = £50
Grand total = £2276 loss
So it was 'spin down' not 'spin up'. You can see that were this to be repeated if one played the festival circuit for a while without a draw, the likellihood of most people being on the circuit for long is quite low without independent wealth or a well paid job that allows you enough time off to play the events properly.
I must say a word about the cash games. Last time I went to Walsall the place was buzzing, six or seven tables on the go at once and great games too... full of reckless gambling. This time? An occasional £50 hold em and a regular £100 Omaha with a horrific line up. What has happened to Walsall cash?
You might ask therefore how I managed to lose £650. Well I had to laugh really..... dealt K-K on the button second hand into a £50 PLH table with £200 in front of me I get it all in pre flop. I knew the guy had A-A after the fourth raise too. Doh! Breaking my rule too and sitting with five Luton lads in a specially convened Dealers Choice game one night I managed to lose the other £450 in typical omaha coups. Not an impressive effort.
These are the hidden costs of festivals.... it's 1am and you are knocked out early from a comp, you don't want to go to a hotel room and your bed and you can't go home, so you sit down in a game you've promised yourself you wouldn't or you sit on the Blackjack for an hour. There is also the 'opportunity cost' of time foregone sitting around waiting for comps to start where normally you would be playing online or working etc. Impossible to put a monetary value on these indirect costs. Unless you go and lose £650 in cash games though.
So back home to Bedfordshire and off to Luton. Guess what? Two final tables in a row on the weekend including one Heads Up chop. £1000 back into the credit column to shorten my stay in poker hospital.
I think this is what the Poker Gods are telling me "give the festivals a miss, stick to the small games you can beat and make comfortable money at"
See you at the next festival no doubt!