With Matusow making a brief in-out appearance at this year's Barcelona EPT, I thought he'd appreciate me giving him a full rub-down by making him the victim guest of this week's blonde Caption Comp.
This shot of The Mouth is in fact the very moment that the dealer dealt his fate. With the board showing T-T-8, Matusow shoved all his chips into the middle, only to run into Mateyboy's rather formidable Pocket Tens.
"Well, at least I've got an out," commented a downbeat Matusow.
But alas, that out failed to arrive and young Michael was eliminated from the comp.
So, to cheer him up, let's give him something to giggle about by completely ripping him to shreds in this week's Caption Comp.
After tikay's demolition last time, this surely won't be a tricky task.
To enter, please click HERE and post your caption and email address in the spaces provided.
Good luck, folks!