Pokerstars.com EPT Copenhagen - Final Day

[Djinn]

Tim raises to 100k pre on the big blind after Soren had limped on the button.  Autocall.
Flop: .  Tim checks, Soren checks.
Turn:    ch-ch
River:   ch-ch

Split as the board plays for both players.  It appears that he'd made it 100k to go out of position pre with K-9 and then just switched off on the flop.

[danafish]

Soren limps and Tim raises 140k. Soren folds. Tim stands up again (with the permission of the correct authorities, of course).

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Tim raises to 100k, Soren calls.

Flop - - they both check.

Turn - - and they check. Again.

River - - and everyone checks again. None us really understand what's going on any more.

K-high for Tim, and J-Q for ; Soren takes it, obviously. Tim is singing louder now, "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid".

[danafish]

Really, it's a shame you could'nt give some sound on a forum... Soren's voice is... his screams are...  I let you find an appropriate word...

Extraordinary? Unnecessary? Loud?

[jpean]

Really, it's a shame you could'nt give some sound on a forum... Soren's voice is... his screams are...  I let you find an appropriate word...

Extraordinary? Unnecessary? Loud?

Unnecessary I did'nt talk about the disrespectsfull sentences I can understand from what he says...

[Djinn]

CRUCIAL STATS

Flops seen:  4
Unraised pots taken with bets on the flop by Soren: 1
    "                                "                         Tim: 2
Walks for Tim: 1
Boards entirely checked down after a limp preflop: 2
Boards entirely checked down after a raise from Tim preflop on the button: 2
Pots taken by a button raise pre: 1
Pots taken by a preflop limp-re-raise from Soren preflop: 1  (He showed (!))

[danafish]

Current chip counts:

Soren "Raisy Daisy" although he isn't so much Jensen - 2,785,000
Tim "Talking To My Hat" Vance - 1,815,000

[danafish]

Soren, upon raising and inexplicably showing his A-Q - "Not everything is for free here."

Vance - "I ain't found NOTHING for free here."

[Djinn]

They see yet another unraised flop: Soren first to act.  He slowly checks.  Over to Tim, who still hasn't figured out how to continuation bet.  So he checks.

Turn:   Check, check.  (EPTLive says, "Somewhere, Bill Chen is screaming.")

River:  Soren stares, and checks, threateningly.  Check from Tim who holds his cards face down until it's revealed that his wins.   

Ripples of consternation spread through the audience, slowly.

[Djinn]

Hand #35 of heads up:

Tim calls on the button, Soren checks.

Flop:    Check to Tim, who bets 100k which wins that one.
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Tim raises to 140k, called by Soren. 
Flop:    Now Tim checks, Soren bets 80k and Tim calls.  Soren gurns a little bit, and turns his glasses upside down in a weird kind of parody of Marcel Luske.  He is looking pretty crazy.
Turn:   Tim checks again, Soren bets 200k and Tim... sings a bit and chats a bit.  "I think I'm ahead," says Tim.  Both players stand up and then Tim folds and is shown the expected big hand: K-7 for two pair. 

This is just getting weirder and weirder.

[danafish]

Tim has worked out how to raise properly - 180k. Soren calls. Intriguing. Sort of.

The flop says - - oh look, double check
- um, double check
- errr, check, and check

It's Queen-high for Soren. Tim has a Nine in his hand, but apparently didn't notice it and was trying to muck. This is awesome poker.

[danafish]

This really is extraordinary, as the culmination of the Scandinavian Open, no less.

Check, check.

Check, check.

Check, check.

Check, ARGH.

[Djinn]

Tim raises pre - called by Soren.  .  Soren checks, and... after a long pause and a couple of sighs, taps of the edge of the table (NOT checks) Tim bets 280k.  Soren turns away from the table, turns back, praises his opponent:  "I liked that bet," and passes.  We may see more of this now that it has been shown to work pretty well...

[danafish]

Limp, check.

[GreekStein]

im watching this on the live feed, even reduced to playing one table online while i do it....what a poo heads up

[Djinn]

A Tim-bet and a Soren-call on a flop of bringing the on the turn.  Soren now bets out 200k eliciting a "Wow..." from his opponent, and also a pretty quick all-in, unexpectedly.  Now, louder, the refrain:  "I WANT YOU!  I WANT YOU SO BAAAD IT'S DRIVING ME MAD IT'S..." etc.  Fold from Soren when it had looked like he was pretty confident.
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Soren calls another Tim-raise, this time out of position, and they see some more clubs:  .  Tim checks, Soren checks.
Turn:   Tim checks, Soren checks.
River:

A-7 is the winning hand (Tim's) and while they may have said that Soren showed a losing pair of Fives, he actually showed a losing, er, .