Pokerstars.com EPT Copenhagen - Final Day

[danafish]

Tim Vance is talking to his advisors:

Click to see full-size image.

No idea why Soren is doing this:

Click to see full-size image.

[danafish]

I still don't see anything. What's it meant to be?

Sigh. Do I have to explain what "far away" means again?

[Djinn]

flop seen by all players.  Soren, filled with confidence, bets out.  It's his.  The chips have evened out considerably between all three players - this could be a long night.

[danafish]

"Can I get a towel?" asks Soren, who has sweated himself into a celebratory frenzy.

Should point out - Soren was wearing that t-shirt yesterday too. Must be getting a little bit, er, funky up on final table...

[danafish]

Tim Vance is talking to his advisors:

Click to see full-size image.

Indeed he was actually talking into his hat, but sadly not also spanking Thomas Kremser as he appears to be doing.

[danafish]

Tim nicks the blinds.

-----

Magnus raises, Tim calls.

Flop - - and Magnus bets 100k. Tim passes.

-----

10 minute break. Cigarette for updater. Silence from the live feed.

[NoflopsHomer]

Tim Vance is talking to his advisors:

Click to see full-size image.

Indeed he was actually talking into his hat, but sadly not also spanking Thomas Kremser as he appears to be doing.

Pete Postlewaite talked to his hat (well a picture of his 'mother' inside) as Obadiah Hakeswill in Sharpe's Company.

[danafish]

Current chip counts:

Tim Vance - 1,968,000
Soren Jensen - 1,459,000
Magnus Hansen - 1,127,000

[jpean]

We will have a strange head's up between a guy who Viking-screams after each hand and the singer American who cannot stay seating...

[danafish]

Flop -

Magnus bets out.

Soren insta-all in! But now he's walked off! Surely if Tim's banned from walking off while he's in a hand, so is Soren?

Call!

Magnus -

Soren -

Turn - giving Magnus some more outs there, but

River -

Meaning that Magnus Hansen is OUT in 3rd place, winning DKK 2,045,381 or €209,355!

Apparently what Soren Jensen was saying in Danish roughly translates to that when he wins, he's going to sell the piece-of-crap trophy for 20 kroner, or something. Apparently.

Also, it has been confirmed that Soren Jensen has not changed clothes since the start of the tournament, including socks, and underwear. Awesome.

[Djinn]

Imagine the flip book of this elimination...

Magnus Hansen waits, tense, as he sees his hand in trouble on the flop...



Soren Jensen tenses in expectation of a favourable river, secure in his ability to take top prize (he said he will just sell the trophy...)



And as the river is dealt busting Hansen, Jensen literally springs round and into the air, like he's been shot out of a Glory Cannon:

[danafish]

Tim nicks the blinds.

-----

Soren limps in and Tim checks.

Flop - and they both check.

Turn - and Tim checks; Soren min-bets. "I wrote that money off when I put it out there," says Tim and passes. Soren shows a King.

-----

Tim raises to 120k, Soren calls.

Flop - - Soren checks, and Tim bets 200k. Soren calls

Turn - - Soren checks again. Tim checks this time as well.

River - - they check, and show. Soren has J-7, Tim has a Nine. There is no massive celebrating. No-one leaves the table for any reason, nor makes any phone calls/ imaginary phone calls to one's hat. Extraordinary.

[Djinn]

Tim Vance raises on the button.  90k total.  That's only just double the big blind, but Soren has repeatedly passed to these raises and he does so again.
__________________________________

Soren makes up the small blind and Tim checks.  Flop:  .  Check to Soren who takes it with a min-bet of 40k.
__________________________________

Tim Vance raises on the button.  105k this time.  Soren passes.  Deja vu #1.
__________________________________

Limp to Tim, seen without a bet -  but now Tim bets 90k.  Well, he says, "Ninety," and puts out 160k, but it goes as 90k.  Soren calls.
River:   Check from both players - K-4 in Soren's hand wins that pot, and his brother applauds like a crazy man.

[danafish]

Some pictorial representations of our Heads-Upsers:

Click to see full-size image.

Click to see full-size image.

[jpean]

Really, it's a shame you could'nt give some sound on a forum... Soren's voice is... his screams are...  I let you find an appropriate word...