Room 101

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emf?

Early Morning Fumble

See, a leopard can't change its spots

[The_nun]

Sshhh ..dont tell Mr K

[snoopy1239]

emf?

Early Morning Fumble

See, a leopard can't change its spots

you're unbelievable.

 

[The_nun]

Nite all.. off for my emf..

[RED-DOG]

Sigh

[Karabiner]

Tottenham

Threads that I miss then they take an hour to read.

Central newscaster Anne someone.

My play lately

 

[graeme]

Fat people in exercise clothes

The words 'like', 'so' and 'totally' being used in the same sentence

Farmers who decide to drive their tractors in rush hour traffic - we're going slowly enough, you bastard

Shops with the word Direct in their name

Charity bracelets

[Pommy]

RedDog said

Orange juice with bits in

.....

You'll hate it more when I tell you that in the majority of orange juice products, the 'bits' are actually shredded plastic put in to give the illusion that you are drinking fresh orange juice and not reconstituted cordial. 

[patman]

middle lane drivers on motorways...think they drive safe but see loads of accidents in their rear view mirror.

people who dont signal at roundabouts/junctions etc ..we are meant to guess where they are going.

cans of beer that the open clip tears off..aaaahhh.

all soaps and i do mean all.

the sun/the mirror/the daily record...in fact all red tops....they are dumming down the country and encourage the worst kind of intolerance and hatred.

12 packs of quavers....must stop eating crisps

[Trace]

Whoever said PMT - At least we only get it once a month - you male buggers with dangly bits that you can't stop touching were born with it and die with it - we gals never get a break for you lot having it!!!



Mine for Room 101:

Men that keep checking their bits are still there

Students

Sunday drivers

Students

People that stop dead in front of you in shopping centres

Students

People that don't read notices

Students

Men who think they're funny when they're not

Students

Inebriated men

Students

People that stick to the speed limit in outside lane of a dual carraigeway when there is nothing in the inside lane

Students

Withheld numbers

Students

Work

Did I mention Students?

[owner]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned students yet !

[TightEnd]

Tapas Bars. I like to go out for a meal, not just a few nibbles on a stick.

Having to wait in all day because the delivery/gas man/whatever can only tell you that yourslot is between 9am and 3pm

People on trains who listen to their walkmans so loud, you hear it too. Not a problem with Ipods

Those adverts for softish porn text messages, screensavers, chat lines. A complete waste of time. So I'm told.  

People trying to sell me extended warranties in Dixons/Comet etc

Pop ups on the net

Toys R Us, and anybody who works in one.

When you are queueing in a bank and they open another window and the teller says "anybody just paying in?" No I'm not, why can't you serve me???

Dark Chocolate

Mint Aeros

Camping

Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs

Male Stewards on planes.

Only seeing one Magpie







This thread could be never-ending!!

[TightEnd]

Whoever said PMT - At least we only get it once a month - you male buggers with dangly bits that you can't stop touching were born with it and die with it - we gals never get a break for you lot having it!!!


Men who think they're funny when they're not

Been waiting for you to show up!!! LOL

Good post.   

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Hang on..........Yes, still there!

[yt]

Ebay postage rip-offs.

Students and more specifically students who dress down and think they are bloody trendy.

Min delivery charge from the local take away (I normally top up with bottles of drink just to stop them taking a rake!)

People who give players a hard time on a ROOKIE night at Luton. Help them FFS don't belittle them.

People who do the speed limit where conditions allow otherwise!

People who, having stuck religiously to the 30mph limit then have no problem whatso ever in breaking the national speed limit at 70+ thus stopping me from over taking and then doing 30mph again in the next zone.

People who make a point of madly accelerating EXACTLY as they go through the 'invisible barrier' of a national speed limit sign.

Other drivers.

Harlow Council

Harlow

Caravans! B'stards!

Mopeds! Noisy mofos

Queues in DIY stores.

Supposedly serious companies with email addresses that end  - sales@bobs-logistics.hotmail.com I mean how hard is it to buy the domain name bobs-logistics and have the email address sales@bobs-logistics.com how hard? not hard at all! it costs pennies! incompetent IT illiterate fools!

so many more so little time...