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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Why did the Mexican take tranquillisers?
To help with Hispanic attacks.
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Russell Crowe & Sheryl Crow walk into a pub, the landlord calls 999 & says I want to report an attempted murder !
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
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Quote from: booder on May 25, 2022, 12:15:32 PM
Russell Crowe & Sheryl Crow walk into a pub, the landlord calls 999 & says I want to report an attempted murder !
Oh dear....
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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A+
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Doctor "Now then Dave, this is your first prostate examination, try not to get an erection"
Patent "My name is Steve"
Doctor "I know, my name is Dave"
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Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast?
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Because One egg is un œuf
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Quote from: booder on January 30, 2023, 01:45:49 PM
Because One egg is un œuf
I'll pitch em, you knock em out of the park.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
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I Lolled.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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How does a non binary Samurai kill people?
They/Them
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