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« Reply #1395 on: March 01, 2022, 07:49:56 PM »

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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« Reply #1396 on: March 02, 2022, 03:29:25 PM »

Why did the Mexican take tranquillisers?

To help with Hispanic attacks.
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« Reply #1397 on: May 25, 2022, 12:15:32 PM »

Russell Crowe & Sheryl Crow walk into a pub, the landlord calls 999 & says I want to report an attempted murder !
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« Reply #1398 on: May 25, 2022, 04:15:59 PM »

Russell Crowe & Sheryl Crow walk into a pub, the landlord calls 999 & says I want to report an attempted murder !

Oh dear....
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« Reply #1399 on: June 13, 2022, 03:39:07 PM »

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« Reply #1400 on: June 13, 2022, 03:59:55 PM »

A+
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« Reply #1401 on: September 04, 2022, 06:00:19 PM »

Doctor "Now then Dave, this is your first prostate examination, try not to get an erection"

Patent "My name is Steve"

Doctor "I know, my name is Dave"
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« Reply #1402 on: January 30, 2023, 01:07:36 PM »

Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast?
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« Reply #1403 on: January 30, 2023, 01:45:49 PM »

Because One egg is un œuf
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« Reply #1404 on: January 30, 2023, 02:25:55 PM »

Because One egg is un œuf

I'll pitch em, you knock em out of the park.  Smiley
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« Reply #1405 on: March 02, 2023, 08:48:00 PM »

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« Reply #1406 on: March 04, 2023, 05:15:28 PM »

I Lolled.
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« Reply #1407 on: April 13, 2023, 11:10:42 PM »

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« Reply #1408 on: May 04, 2023, 09:29:19 AM »

How does a non binary Samurai kill people?

They/Them
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« Reply #1409 on: May 04, 2023, 01:59:45 PM »

9/10
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