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April 19, 2020, 11:07:19 PM »
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little anty bodies.
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I made a submarine out of polystyrene for my nephews science project, i thought i had played a blinder, but it didnt go down well
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
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My friend David has recently been the victim of ID theft. Now he’s just Dav.
Actually they caught the guy who did it, but he is no longer that person.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Our local swimming pool has re opened with social distancing.
There is no water in lanes 1,3 and 5.
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I've just been asked if I can fix Cat Stevens' caravan.
Awning has broken.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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I was in the chemist today and a man started throwing bottles of Omega 3 at me.
I had a few cuts and bruises but they were only super fish oil.
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July 17, 2020, 04:47:39 PM »
We went past a what used to be a beautiful old Odeon cinema but now they've turned it into a multi-story car park.
It's wrong on so many levels.
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July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM »
50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
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Quote from: Simon Galloway on July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM
50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
Lol 8/10
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Quote from: Simon Galloway on July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM
50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
🤣🤣🤣
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July 18, 2020, 06:30:58 PM »
And now the results from the musketeers football league:
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
and 4-4.
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I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.
I've told him it's a corrector's item.
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July 18, 2020, 10:09:17 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM
I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.
I've told him it's a corrector's item.
I laughed
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July 21, 2020, 06:57:32 PM »
Quote from: EvilPie on July 18, 2020, 10:09:17 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM
I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.
I've told him it's a corrector's item.
I laughed
Me too , I nearly cyied
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