An account of Jeeves' trip to Las Vegas latterly in the service of Mr tikay.

[arbboy]

Honoured To have been mentioned by Jeeves.

I thought you were Jeeves!

[GreekStein]

Honoured To have been mentioned by Jeeves.

I thought you were Jeeves!
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Worst read ever.

[tikay]

This is first class, as always.

I gather I shall have to share Jeeves this time, with one or two other non-entities, such Pleno, Mott the Hoople, Bopkin, & Conky.

Epic tales await.

[celtic]

Honoured To have been mentioned by Jeeves.

I thought you were Jeeves!

Lol, I don't even understand half the words he uses.

[tikay]

Honoured To have been mentioned by Jeeves.

I thought you were Jeeves!

Lol, I don't even understand half the words he uses.

"he"?

[vegaslover]

Honoured To have been mentioned by Jeeves.

I thought you were Jeeves!

Lol, I don't even understand half the words he uses.

"he"?

No spoilers please Tikay, some of us naive, innocent members do not know who Jeeves is and would like it kept that way!!!

[tikay]

Honoured To have been mentioned by Jeeves.

I thought you were Jeeves!

Lol, I don't even understand half the words he uses.

"he"?

No spoilers please Tikay, some of us naive, innocent members do not know who Jeeves is and would like it kept that way!!!

Don't worry, no spoilers, was just surprised Vinny assumed it was a male.

[celtic]

Even I can work out when someone describes themselves as a 'manservant' then there is a more than 50% chance he's a male.

[BorntoBubble]

I have no clue who it is, about 2 years ago I was desperate to find out.

Now im happier not knowing.

[mondatoo]

I thought I was the only person who didn't no

I do want to know though.

[The Camel]

I think it's The Poker Bastard

[david3103]

I think it's The Poker Bastard

Isn't that you?

I don't think I want to know the inside story on Jeeves, I don't want to lose that air of mystery.

[Jeeves]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, rinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

"Jeeves, where are you, Jeeves.............?" the voice was high pitched, urgent and slightly panicky

"Mr Padpick, I am at Heathrow, about to get in a taxi to Thames Ditton. tikay towers awaits..."

"I need you back in Budapest Jeeves. Left my money on the bedroom window..."

"Budapest sir? I am in London"

"Yes Jeeves, am already in the taxi to the airport and i don't want to tilt the driver"

"but you are still in Budapest sir?"

"Yes Jeeves, but as i say. on the way to the airport"

"but..."

i once again was struggling for a form of words appropriate to the situation i found myself in

"but..."

no, it still wasn't coming. Finally.....

"I am in London sir"

I paused to listen to Mr Padpick stack someone in the Stars $55r in the taxi, via his mobile phone. As he did so the seminal tones of Lindisfarne's "Fog on the Tyne" came out of the mobile as the chips slid their way to my master and i heard his trademark cry, to which i had become used over months in Hungary, as he won every online tournament he entered "they're all mine all mine, chippy chips are all mine, oi!"

i carried on when he was quiet once more. my voice grew ever more plaintive.

"Budapest-London-Amsterdam-Atlanta-Des Moines-Vegas sir. You booked my itinerary sir"

"Jeeves, Budapest. collect the money, back to London. fly tomorrow as normal. See me in the Rio for the $5k Friday. Hand me the money"

"Yes, sir" and i turned round to the airline desks and prepared to compose a text message to Mr tikay

ticket purchased and i wrote

"Master, I have to return to Budapest for an emergency. will be in thames ditton this evening, not this afternoon. Please save me some pineapple chunks."

sent

and then

"DO NOT PACK"

sent in capitals to stress the importance of master not attending to his own travel requirements because they were of such a haphazard nature that i would spend days ironing on his arrival, wasting valuable spare time for peppermint-ing and gulch-ing, one of my few perks of working away

As I waited in check in a few minutes later i received a reply

"What ARE you doing, Jeeves? I am paying you from today. I am in Leeds at important meetings (they make me sit on beanbags in an open plan office Jeeves. everyone wears jeans to work Jeeves. wtf?) and i was expecting my dinner ready for me once i had negotiated the M1 and M25 on my way back. Most disappointing eeves"   

my reply was a masterclass in discretion and professional sang froid

"Mr Padpick needs help sir. Will make sure i work through the night to catch up on my octogenarian duties later"

and received no reply

At that point, the flight to Budapest was called.......

[Tonji]

This summer tales from Vegas could just surpass all others, wp Jeeves 

[tikay]

Abso incred, a whole new dimension.

Please note.....

The Virgin flight arrived at McCarron 13.42 on Monday, 13.50 yesterday, & should land 13.39 today. (I'll take the overs - call it 13.59 according to my Flight Algo).


https://uk.flightaware.com/live/flight/VIR43/history/20150527/1020Z/EGKK/KLAS


PS - Had an e-Mail late last night which has buggered all my pre-Vegas plans up a treat. Please sort.