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Ok - we are working on some stuff at the clinic and want as many peoples opinions on what attracts them to a woman, honest answers please. next time you look at a woman to asess them what is it you look at first?

TIA.

Perhaps rephrase the question

you said look at first but its impossible to judge a personality first

Whoever said nice clothes may not actually be that interested in women.

LOL My answer isn't on the list of options !!

please add adam's apple and big hands for kev

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I suppose it depends on which way they are facing.

Yup .... that was my answer :D

One option isn't enough to answer properly

Far too many options Trace.

If it was one specific feature then my answer isn't there anyway.

Teeth / smile every time.

But that's just the first thing. Everything else is important. And if she hasn't got a decent figure (in my eyes) then it's a big no.

i normally look for a low self esteem and a high level of inebriation

 :hello:

Where is the £$£$£$£$£$££$£$£$£ option?

pulse

Value for money and not laughing at my thingy.

The same as I like my rum.

16 years old and mixed up in coke.

whilst we're kind of on topic. If a woman you hadn't met described herself to you as 'curvaceous' would you picture someone with a shapely figure, or do most men just see the word as a euphemism for 'fat'?

Depends on how honest said woman was being!

I would think shapely until discovered otherwise.

so so, cuddly is deffo fat

Or Reubensesque

really? OK, so would most of you consider this woman 'fat' or 'shapely'?

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I think she is probably a bit old for me, now.

aye, an inability to run away is also vv attractive

Yeah I would expect her to be fat. Ditto if they say 'she has a pretty face'.

Likewise, bubbly usually means loud and thick.

jeez. and men say women read too much into things instead of taking them at face value. i have lots to learn.

It shouldnt do but it means fat now.

Had the exact same conversation with one of my ex's in the pub on Saturday.

Me and Matt both ruled that there needs to be a third option not fat, no longer aloud to be curvaceous so we both agreed on 'boobs'.

Tracey, face definately first.

I voted total package but eyes are often the most attractive feature for me.

The initial question isn't specific enough though, what men look for in a woman depends very much on what the man is seeking a woman for. What a guy may seek in a life time partner would vary greatly to what he'd seek in a Friday night girl.

I think stu sums it up. I always describe myself as curvaceous as I have big boobs. I know i'm top end of healthy weight, but I don't think I'm 'fat, fat'. 'Boobs' would do fine I think.

'Fat' is 'what does your belly look like?'

Everyone knows if they're too wide around the middle.

What if they say "She has a lovely personality"?

so basically, if I advertise myself as a curvaceous, bubbly, woman with a nice personality I'm on a hide into nothing? What are the 'correct' words to use?

Great ass (as Americans would say)

Blonde, big tits and gagging for it should get you a few replies imo.

Fit blonde bird with big tits and great personality?

lol

LOL beat me to it

Pleasently plump.

lol Ok serious answer.

Try saying what you're like, what you're looking for and post a pic.

Euphemisms mean you could be hiding something.

didnae know that you were blonde vinny...

this is what I don't get - since when did words like curvaceous, bubbly and good personality become euphemisms? i'm well out of touch.

one out of four ain't bad!

No need to describe your looks if theres a good pic available.

When you get over a certain age..................ask Tikay.............................SILENCE

I'm not talking about 'advertising' in the traditional sense, 'describing' probably a better word.

Since fat women used them to describe themselves - it leaves the truly curvaceous women with nowhere to go.

The fat birds have stolen your adjectives.

meh. i surrender.

If curvaceous women are actually fat WTF is a BBW?

Glad I am married this all seems quite confusing.

FMP

Beaten to it.  But men are generally straightforward.  It is only because over the years we have learned to interpret the lies of the opposite sex that we now associate "curvy" with "wide load" "bubbly personality" with "face like a careless beekeeper" and "solvent male" for... oh wait, that one is pretty obvious.

Glue sniffer?

That would be the best you could hope for if you replied to that one.

There's normally only one thing men want in a woman, their......

Brains and intellectual conversation?

to not mither me about something trivial when I am playing a massive pot.

These words are normally music to a man's ears...

A stable stomach would do for starters........

hiding to nothing :)

most important thing in finding a quailty woman is can she cook

 ;noflopshomer; ;djinn;

Guess 'bubbly' can stay then ;)

i like vivacious and zestful also

do they mean 'thick' as well?

No they mean go like an absolute animal in the sack

Vivacious = loud, alcoholic.

Zestful = smells of orange peel?

LOL

It's different things in different women, some are fascinating for one reason (Or bunch of reasons) and some are fascinating for another.

I'm attracted to lots of different women for lots of different reasons.

Finally someone who speaks a bit of sense.

Translation: I like big tits and small tits.

Was talking to a woman about this last night. 

We pretty much agreed that when you meet someone (assuming you haven't been checking them out from a distance in a pub/bar/club) it's usually the eyes and mouth that first grab the attention, and then the rest of the 'package' gets the once over.  That goes for both men and women. 

Depends how picky you are, but if any of the 'key elements' are missing, then the initial attraction fades pretty quickly.  Even if the physical 'package' is great, if they are dead up top then my interest soon dies.

hand in her purse?

lets be honest guys

when your in a pub/club or where ever you are usally hammered the FIRST thing that you notice is what they are/are not wearing, then you get closers you check out there tits/ass then there face and as you get closer still you can looking into there eyes.

then after you speak to them cause the package above is +ev you find out if they have a good personailty and sence of humour


but the FIRST thing that attracts you to a staranger is what they are wearing and how they carry themselves

Blatant 'women don't run away from me' brag post IMO.

only cause they feel "safe" with dan

I bet it was him who voted for nice clothes.

nope that was me

cause my eyes aint good enough to see what her tits are like before i give her £20

Whats a staranger?
Do we need a new poll for them?

ffs i cant type at the best of times and this isnt the best of times

Not nearly enough love for this comment !!

We would all like a woman to have virtue, charm, looks and great personality

And to be completely filthy between the sheets

Amen.

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

so shes got a nice face AND body

you're a hypocrite dave now go out and bang an ugly bird

I really hope, for your sake, that she doesn't read Blonde.

why? he said she's got a nice face and fit body

exactly, I'd be more worried about the post above his from Kev!

That could warrant some trouble.

No offence intended, but if my missus asked me why we were together and I just said "I went with you cos I wanted to shag your body", she'd fucking kill me!!

And I assume that most women would agree with that.

what would you say instead then?

"you're a dog but i wanted a shag"

"you're a dog but i was desperate"

"you're a dog"

why do you first pull a bird in a pub/club or wherever? because you want to give them one!!

If you told a girl: "i first talked to you in the club that night because i thought you were really sensitive and that it could turn into a meaningfull relationship" she'd think you were a liar or a mug, girls, despite themselfs, arnt that stupid, they know why you hooked up with them in the first place, girls quite like having sex as well so its all good, if it turns into something serious after then happy days

saying i first hooked up with you cos you are fit is not gonna piss off any girl i know

I've just agreed with something bolt's posted and it doesn't feel right!  Nurse!   rotflmfao

No, I agree, but the way I read Dave's post made it sound like the only reason he was with her now was cos of her body, not when they got together, if ya get me.

rather what dave's said than some of the things exes of mine have said to me.  I was told by one once - in bed - that my stomach was 'disgusting' (not matt btw!). I do pick 'em.

Your only down fall is that you would actually tell her the truth you fool!

Never tell a bird the truth...... EVER FFS!

If she asks what i saw in her at the beginning, i tell her her beauty knocked me off my feet the moment i saw her.....Obv!

I'm an honest man, if that makes me a fool then so be it lol!

Choosing a Spouse     
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I met my wife through  the internet didnt know what she looked like til i met her.Knew instantly that we would get married even though we were both married at the time..

aww how sweet

ffs dont tell her you fell in love with her mind  ;)

brilliant

this is possibly one of the funniest things i've ever seen on blonde.

i think it would be the perfect chat up line.

I thought she was your childhood sweetheart (or am i getting confused with someone else)?

correct friends re-united 20 years on  ;D

So, you were both married yet were both on the internet looking for an affair ?

 ::)

Wow.

Has to be personality surely?

Yup preferably a decent sized pair of personalities :)

I would find it very difficult to spend time with someone horrid - even if the were an adonis and AMAZING in bed.

Surely the same for men?

but personality cant be the FIRST thing that attracts you to someone

Im not attracted by looks at all and never have been.  I have only been attracted to a man whose personality I like...

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i once told a girl (under the influence) that she was more comfortable than her friend in bed as she was cuddlier, i know this was wrong but at the ime i thought it sounded nice.

perfectly acceptable imo (unless she didn't know you'd shagged her mate, obv)

I'm with you here. I don't tend to be attracted to strangers - rather people I already know become more attractive to me as I get to know them better. Someone I may not have found physically attractive then becomes so, if that makes sense?

Awww bless...you tried to be nice I suppose lol

she didn't know, i think i may of had a few then also, i seem to have a aknack of putting my foot in it as i dont seem to know when the truth or a discrete lie are best

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'?

100% thinly veiled 'I've nobbed two birds' post imo

don't we all just want women to provide us with a meal on the table ???

oh, and a good time in the bedroom too '-)

its gotta be boobs!! They are the initial attention grabber! lol

Interesting choice of topic to make a first post, but welcome to Blonde.

For Interesting, substitute the word encouraging.

thanx, i think! lol

post is useless without photos

What is this, BBV4L?




Actually, good idea ;)

i've only just joined, gimme a chance!! lol

and if you are lucky when you show them yours Gatso and Tighty will show you theirs.............

;whistle;

This is great - thanks for the votes guys - we will be using this for promotional purposes for the clinic. Men are firstly attracted by a nice face according to you lot, yeeeah!

Can you imagine the difference if same question was asked to blind people?

Probably voice, smell, sound of how they enter a room? Something like that? Interesting thought.

boo!

I am attracted to a woman who has just had a colonic.

The "Scent of a woman " is never to be forgotten.

That catch phrase will put sales up Tracey

Might be the Crows best ever post!
Did you actually mean it to be that funny!?

made me feel slighty nauseous tbh!

O M G

Works for Maureen anyway... ;)

Yes Kin, just visualising the advert for it.

I wonder if this nice lady would be of any interest to our bum sniffing crow? http://www.madnessvideo.net/videos.aspx/video~smell_my_finger_224/Smell_My_Finger/Funny_videos/   Just dont ask how i found it ok.

too scared to click - is it 2 crows, 1 cup?

no it's not that bad.

lol how did u find that  :dontask:

Me too!

I can confirm I will not be using this in any publicity campaign ever!

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factors

wtf have you had prop bet, how many times you can say factors?

No, it's just an awesome word. Limits the length of my posts so it does.

And gives him more time to sort his farm.   ;)

any chance of lending it to mantis?

LOL the only thread he didn't post it on was the bloody X-Factor thread !!