What men want in a woman

[KarmaDope]

what would you say instead then?

"you're a dog but i wanted a shag"

"you're a dog but i was desperate"

"you're a dog"

why do you first pull a bird in a pub/club or wherever? because you want to give them one!!

If you told a girl: "i first talked to you in the club that night because i thought you were really sensitive and that it could turn into a meaningfull relationship" she'd think you were a liar or a mug, girls, despite themselfs, arnt that stupid, they know why you hooked up with them in the first place, girls quite like having sex as well so its all good, if it turns into something serious after then happy days

saying i first hooked up with you cos you are fit is not gonna piss off any girl i know

No, I agree, but the way I read Dave's post made it sound like the only reason he was with her now was cos of her body, not when they got together, if ya get me.

[Claw75]

rather what dave's said than some of the things exes of mine have said to me.  I was told by one once - in bed - that my stomach was 'disgusting' (not matt btw!). I do pick 'em.

[Scottish Dave]

No offence intended, but if my missus asked me why we were together and I just said "I went with you cos I wanted to shag your body", she'd fucking kill me!!

And I assume that most women would agree with that.

Your only down fall is that you would actually tell her the truth you fool!

Never tell a bird the truth...... EVER FFS!

If she asks what i saw in her at the beginning, i tell her her beauty knocked me off my feet the moment i saw her.....Obv!

[KarmaDope]

I'm an honest man, if that makes me a fool then so be it lol!

[Foggy]

Choosing a Spouse     
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[cia260895]

I met my wife through  the internet didnt know what she looked like til i met her.Knew instantly that we would get married even though we were both married at the time..

aww how sweet

[cia260895]

I'm an honest man, if that makes me a fool then so be it lol!

ffs dont tell her you fell in love with her mind 

[sovietsong]

It's different things in different women, some are fascinating for one reason (Or bunch of reasons) and some are fascinating for another.

I'm attracted to lots of different women for lots of different reasons.

Translation: I like big tits and small tits.

Not nearly enough love for this comment !!

brilliant

[sovietsong]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

this is possibly one of the funniest things i've ever seen on blonde.

i think it would be the perfect chat up line.

[Claw75]

I met my wife through  the internet didnt know what she looked like til i met her.Knew instantly that we would get married even though we were both married at the time..

aww how sweet

I thought she was your childhood sweetheart (or am i getting confused with someone else)?

[cia260895]

I met my wife through  the internet didnt know what she looked like til i met her.Knew instantly that we would get married even though we were both married at the time..

aww how sweet

I thought she was your childhood sweetheart (or am i getting confused with someone else)?

correct friends re-united 20 years on 

[Colchester Kev]

I met my wife through  the internet didnt know what she looked like til i met her.Knew instantly that we would get married even though we were both married at the time..

aww how sweet

So, you were both married yet were both on the internet looking for an affair ?

[cia260895]

 

[TightEnd]

I met my wife through  the internet didnt know what she looked like til i met her.Knew instantly that we would get married even though we were both married at the time..

aww how sweet

Wow.

[zelda]

Has to be personality surely?