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Right , heres the deal ...... everyone sees people on telly that really irritate them and you would gladly give a weeks gambling money to slap ... but you can only pick up to 3 people.


I will start you off with

That plum off the McDonalds advert, you know the football one where he chants everything ..Grrrrrrrrr really gets on my nerves

Cliff Richard .... oh please.. just one slap to that smug self righteous face would see me die a happy and fullfilled man.

Bonnie Langford ... Dont you just wanna say "what purpose do you serve, you are totally devoid of personality, kindly dissapear into obscurity"


Ps. Remember these are virtual slaps, I would never really slap a woman.... i would pay another woman to do it ;)


OVER TO YOU ....

Colin Murray.

Jimmy Carr. He's everywhere.

The Channel 4/E4 presenters (Any of them)

Jose Mourinho  - nuff said.

I'll come back and edit for the other two.

jose mourhino

teddy sheringham

dot cotton

There are so many, Kev.

But here are a few.

1. The Vauxhall Zafira advert. Those 3 kids really get on my nerves " oh its new neighbours...new car and new house......someones doing allright"
I would like to make clear, I would not hit kids, even with a virtual slap. So in place of the most annoying kid. Ian Hislop will be a substitute as they look kind of similar, only Hislop is older.

2. David Dimblebay -  He is rude and cuts anyone he speaks to off in mid sentence. I don't mind politcs shows, but I can't stand him.

3. Tam Cowan. He has a scottish sports show on bbc. A seriously annoying man. But I may be wrong, I don't like scottish football so this may be clouding my judgement.

Can I have another go later?  :D

 ;iagree;

BONO

BONO

BONO

I enjoyed that.

(1).  Camerons (Big Brother) brother off of Scotsport SPL. Hes never watched a game of football in his life! Actually any of the Scotsport SPL cast (I'm counting it as 1).
(2).  Alan Titchmarsh the gardening fellow.
(3).  Jodie Marsh/Jordan (they're objects, waste of spaces).
(4). Alan Hansen (dirty traitor) and Mark Lawrenson.
It's 4 I know could'nt help it.

Tam Cowans a legend compared to Scotsport SPL

I'l scweam and scweam and scweam and scweam!!!   AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  (How much you paying?)

OK gotta be the"40 years" bloke off Morethan insurance advert

Emily Bishop

Sally Webster

Davina McCall, especially when she makes those oh so false exaggerated facial expressions to the camera

Robert Kilroy Silk (anyone remember 'Shafted'?)

David Dickenson

Charmaine, from BB........Just get the porn flick done, so you can slide back to obscurity, whare u came from.

eamon holmes. need I say more.

lollypop head, Natasha Ker-plunkski. She's so in need of a slap. 8)

Some great shouts .... The kids from the Zafira advert is a cracker ..... overrrr tired LOL    and david dickinson ... good call :D

Its not me and i havent made a porn film.............. lately  ;goodvevil;
Think you mean Chantelle Eric lol

1) Dawn Miller on Eastenders (something about the way she scrunches her face)

2) the bloke and woman on the Esure advert "Hello Mum, I'm on the telly" "Calm down dear, its just a commercial"

3) Charlie in Corrie

That prim wifey offa Countdown's dictionary corner.

Not sure what her name is, but I'd use two of my slaps on her (one being a backhander)

..and Sandy Toksvig. She's no so bad, so gets just the one. I'll lick my palm first though.

can i keep my weeks gambling money?

Ok, first time for everything i know!!  :D

vernon kaye
ron atkinson
i think this might just be a northern advert but that woman who says 'hello welcome to norton finance' wants a smack too.

If this was free and you didn't have to give up your gambling money.  Who then Matt?

lol, i still wouldnt - monkey is a pacifist and prides himself on never having hit anyone or being hit (despite being extremely annoying ;)). There are things that slightly irritate me every now and again (like that bloke with the A2 o/s vs my AA the other day  :D) but lifes too short to let things worry and annoy :)

I am finding it hard to believe that no one has said

Jamie Oliver!....... what a tosser!

As a real labour man from his own constituency

Tony B-lair

and last but surely not least

Bella- from the Tweenies, for a 5 year old she's a right cow (a kind of Bonnie Langford in training)

Good attitude to have, Matt.

Yea, Bella is abit nasty. Mylo is hyperactive. Jake is always confused. Fizz gets bossed around by Bella. Doodles and Izzles are two of the strangest dogs I have ever seen. Max is like my uncle, he even plays Bass guitar.  Judy could actually be my ex primary school teacher. The only difference is the voice  :D

I could possibly be the sadest person that has ever lived. My dog just loves the show, I have no choice, I have to watch it. If I don't he barks at me to turn on the tweenies..woof woof tweenies  woof woof. 

Thats my excuse and I am sticking to it  :D

OMG Sark... you love the tweenies don't you?! lol

1. The bloke off ITV1's Quizmania. The presenter. Middle of the night filler TV, the people in the studio are by tossers and the people who phone in are a prime example of whats wrong with this country. Complete idiots the lot of them.

2. Angela Rippon. Presents a pseudo-antiques cum travel cum tosser show on weekday afternoons on BBC2, Just before DOND comes onto 4. Christ, I would gladly stove her head in, virtually, with a pickaxe.

3. The chap (Howard?) from the Halifax adverts. No, its just not funny, its not ironic, its just plain wrong. Now Howard you probably have an agent and are making a living opening Supermarkets in Goole and Cromer. Never will anyone earn money in a less deserved fashion


Finally, studious bird in Countdown dictionary corner? Susie Dent....goes like a train....talks dirty in six languages. Allegedly.

Can't whittle it down to only three, but in relation to sports based picks -

1. John McCririck..  please please

2. Garth Crooks  - he needs a slap

and

3. John Inverdale  - can't help it, dont really know what it is but i have a real urge to slap him silly  :D :D

Allegedly  rotflmfao rotflmfao

No, I told you. It is my dog. I just get hassle from him if I don't switch the TV on. lol

No my reason for knowing the tweenies is a result of having alot of mates who have kids. I guess you just pick up useless information without knowing it.

In my opinion, the acting on the tweenies is better than that on  eastenders, corrie or any other soap.

Oh can I include soap actors please in the virtual slap, Kev.

That is alot of slaps since every night there are about 10 soaps on the box  

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where did you learn this, tightend

A friend of a friend who knows a friend who once......

ok, I see

Allegedly !!!!!!

Mark Lawrenson

Lorne Spicer

Neil Warnock.

Quite, entirely allegedly. You know what gossips and embellishers us men are.

Paints an interesting picture though ;).....

 I shall never look at her again on Countdown without that picture in my mind  :o

I may be Sad but I've always had those sorts of thoughts about her.


HEHEHEHEHEHE

Yogi

1/ Ally McCoist

2/ Ronnie O'Sullivan

3/ Poppet, but only on her Bum!

With you there tighty, what a knob jockey!!

Bought a PS2 around xmas with the Game Buzz on it, I believe it was modelled on that twat, anyway its a good family game for a laugh, but i lost my rag with the cartoon character of him and stepped on the PS2 , boy did it feel good :D Then the Kids stsrted to cry, but i was laughing inside muhahahaha. Before all you goodies report me, I bought them a new one!!

Wow, you mean to say that Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie are all members of the forum?? I know Bill Oddie enjoys a bit of bird watching but i never knew they were all avid poker fans!!

Graham Souness
Noel Edmonds
Gordon Ramsey

Hard and unrelenting slaps

Natasha Kaplinsky
Gabby Roslin

Far more tender and not to the face

Lorraine Kelly - She get's right on my t**s

All of the women from the advert - Sheila's wheels car insurance

Simon Cowell

The guy from the Cilit Bang advert



Ang x x

alan hansen

john inverdale

and that total twat from the confused.com ad

Not so sure about this one, Robert. I actually used to have abit of a crush on her when she used to present for SKY news. Could you not just settle for taking away her make-up and diamonds. That would be just as bad for her as a virtual slap.

Gordon Ramsey, why didn't I think of him. Jamie Oliver is really annoying as well.

Boy can she dance LOL

Yes Car credit bird gets a right slap

Saddam Hussain just cos hes holding up his trial

Phil Helmuth Jr, Only because his book was a pile of crap and I bought it.

That woman that presents you are what you eat, The scottish woman. she get on my last nerve

Jose Mourinho  - I'd love to slap that supercillious smug look right of his dial!!

The bird from the Old El Paso fajitas advert - the one that sits on the phone to her mate & rips the pish out of the guy cooking - I'd have been tempted to skelp her with the frying pan.

Stuart Cosgrove - 'Man of the people' smart-arse when slagging off about football, Ch4 Luvvie when wanting to be artistic. Fake accent to go with each role. Even gets in before Tam Cowan.

BTW - That's all work finished in the office for the morning - we're all refining our lists. One addition - you can't include anyone you'd actually use a baseball bat on. So that took Blair, Bush, Thatcher, Blunket etc out of the equasion.

GILLIAN MCKEITH

Thats her, she deserves a proper wallop

1) Prince Charles - Anybody who complains that he's 'only in business class' is a twat of the highest order (not that I needed another reason to pick him before this quote came to light).

2) Anyone sat in the audience at the Conservative Party conference (or on stage for that matter)

3) Any member of Westlife

Sheriff

1. natasha kaplinsky. she is my number 1 because she comes over to me as a snob and right up her own backside

2. that guy russell who did big brothers big mouth. id love to screw up his face in my hand and tell him to stop greeting

3. any other winer or winger thats in love with themselves

I aint going to get on your wrong side, Mad. " screw up his face in my hand ".  lol

Note to self - never appear arrogant or brag after winning/ or appear to love myself  :D.    Oh I forgot, I never win. That rules me out

That is two people now who have voted for Natasha Kaplinsky. Mad and Robert,  doesn't anyone think she seems a nice lady?  When she did the dancing show, she always seemed ok. ( I don't watch dancing. It is not a manly thing to watch where I stay. I only saw the adverts.  :-) ).

Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, read my post again. I think she is lovely.

perhaps i came across a little too aggressive but yes that russell guy really riles me. i just think to myself ' who gave this clown that job?' he is a complete airhead, just like his pal natasha. now how can anyone take the news seriously when she reads it? she strikes me as daddys little princess and id like to slap her into the real world. in a very non aggressive way though ;goodvevil;

Ah I see, sorry I didn't read it properly  ;)

i think robert would like to slap her but not on the face? is that what you are saying robert?

lol

No, you may be right.  I think because I am a male, my judgement may be clouded because I have a crush on her  :D.   But you have womens intuition so you may be seeing something I haven't.

Sorry Robert, I understand what you meant after reading it again.

Yes a gentle tap then kiss it better.

 :D :D

Dr Gillian McKeith - Fake Doctor and second rate turd poker

Gary Glitter

Alistair Campbell - Just because....

Matt Dawson.  Class A Arrogant Kn*bh**d.  Went to a local school, that breeds them.

Simon Anstell off of popworld.  So bloody irritating.

Gordon Ramsey.  I actually quite like him but just for the sake of it I'd give him a slap.

1. Barry Scott (bloke from the Cilit Bang ad)

2. Jim Rosental (relegated to bits & pieces of boxing coverage on ITV)

3. Matthrew Wright (channel 5 tosh)

A school friend of mine got hit by a car driven by jim Rosenthal many years ago.  No major injuries but it made the front page of the local paper.

Don't know what it is about Jim Rosenthal, but he's just got one of those faces that deserves a slap.

He must be pretty gutted now that Steve Ryder's got the Formula 1 gig...!

Carol Voderman - for someone intelligent doing adverts advocating  high price loans for people who are already in the shit..no excuse

The lassie of the yes car advert "we only give loands to nice people"  AAAAAAAGGHHHHH!

The chuckle brothers....would never stop

1) Sol Campbell

2) Sol Campbell

3) Sol Campbell

4) Sol

No seriously.

1) Sol Campbell

2) Any person who advertises a re-mortgage, easier manageable loan bollocks  >:( >:( >:(

3) Jeremy Clarkson (even though I love watching Top Gear)

1) Gary Newbon really annoys me.

2) Anne somethingorother that co-presents East Midlands news on BBC1.
    I have to switch channels when she comes on, I find her completely unbearable.

3) Robbie Keane's kindergarten gymnastics when he scores. Naff or what ?

Chris Kamara. Pillock. Irritating.

Ronan Keating. Just say no!

Zoe Wanamaker (the Mum in My family). Fine actress I suppose, but I would gladly throw her headfirst into a vat of tar.

He was different class yesterday. What a match.

1. Matt Dawson- Just comes across as a posh public school boy, who loves himself.

2. Andy Townsend- How the hell is he still working in tv, the man has not yet made an intelligent point in 5 years working on ITV.

3. Ken Doherty- By all accounts he is a nice bloke, but there is something instantly dislikeable about his face.

Hmmm all sports related, say alot about my tv viewing habits

Countdown is taking on a whole new meaning today

Matt Dawson went to the Royal Grammar School in Wycombe.  It's a state school but is one of the top schools in the country.  Bucks still has the 11 plus so it only selects the top candidates.  Most of the people who come out of there are just as he comes across.  Know a few people who knew him and they reckon he's a k**b.

He actually went to the same school as a fairly well known UK pro I think.  

 ;iagree;

Let's be honest here, who doesn't?  ;goodvevil;

1) The two guys from the 'slow motion' WKD advert, and while were at it another slap for the fat bugger Johnny Vegas for doing the voice over on the advert, please please take this advert off TV it drives everyone insane!!

2) Jose Mourinho, for being an arrogant twat

3) Jessica Alba (a gentle slap on the ass)

I would love to...

Well... I know it hasn't been on for a while but...

1) elephant.co.uk.... and once again in case you've forgotten.... elephant.co.uk

2) paul mccartney - god he's got such a smug little face

3) gary neville.... keep you're bloody arm down!!!

Jodie Marsh - that god damn gob love 2 smack bint
june sarpong - (t4) as above that mouth n voice annoy the hell out of me
bruce forsyth that guys annoyin as hell

bonus slap goes to ne one on quizmania (everybreak at work its on Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

im not violent really 0:-)
x

just thought of some more...

1. Julia Sawahlia

2. Nadia Sawahlia

3. Mr & Mrs Sawahlia for giving birth to these cretins.

the guys a legend, you cant go around slappin legends

 rotflmfao

The guy is a Bell-end not a Leg-end

Nice to see you, to see you.....

 ;technophobe;





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did you guys hear the news about bruce forsyth. he passed away in his sleep. poor guy. youll never guess what age he was?

Go on tell us.

guess

171

69

higher

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yes the old ones are the best

Just thought of another one ....

Ian Beale from eastenders ... he is up there in the Cliff Richard ranks :)

you just watched eastenders kev?

Defintely. He has to be the only Spurs fan I would like to slap with a wet fish.

It was on in the background mad ... i never watch it ;)

It has to be the worst TV program EVER!!! I use to like it when Steve Owen was in it a few years back...

 ;iagree;

celtic team

shelia's wheels advert

celtic supporters

Remember it's only  virtulal slaps

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Totally disagree with you there RFC



....I liked the Sheila's Wheels ad  :D

Michael Winner ("its only an advert dear"...yeah and you are only a plonker)

John Prescott (no, no ability, no brains, just a terrible indictment of our political system)

Simon Hughes (makes me squirm, horrible man)


for my next three


Peter Mandelson (i hate spin)

Max Boyce (horrible little Welsh git)

Jim Davidson (racist xenophobic throwback to a worse age)


for my next three


Barbara Windsor (no reason, apart from the voice)

Noddy Holder in the crisps advert (hate it, remote control moment)

Paul Gascoigne ( waste of space)


for my next three

Peter Taylor, Hull City fc manager (ruined my club)

Ainsley Harriott (no, no, and again no.....)

Tommy Steele (aaarrrggghhh)


for my next three


Jordan (talentless )

Peter Andre (no comment necessary )

Any member of Blue (no comment necessary)


for my next three


Ruby Wax (its not funny anymore, go back home)

Bonnie Tyler (total eclipse of talent, a voice that makes me head for beachy head, engine running)

Courtney Cox (nope, you are dreadful)


for my final three


Glenn Hoddle (new age mumbo jumbo in a mullet)

Willie Carson (irritating little tw*t)

Sandra Bullock (can't stand her, crap films, what's the fuss)

ffs, it's all pent up there TightEnd, let it out, it'll do you good lol

it did, it did


I have been storing these up all day...in the car, playing online, playing live....was a good memory test to recall them all...but I managed! :D

Surely you forgot Gary Newbon.

nope, he's a Leicester fan...therefore he escapes.

Alan Mullery on the other hand...hold me back, hold me back

No, not Mr Mullery please. I had the pleasure of meeting him one Xmas Eve, his daughter was a friend. Mrs M made a lovely cuppa and let us talk footie. That made my Xmas.

Ken livingston

Noel edmonds

ken livingston

Goldie

Ken livingston

guy richie

Ken livingston

david beckham

ken livingston

paul daniels

ken livingston

justin timberlake

ken livingston

anyone you dont want to slap tightend? :D

prob not but i think he'll have a sore hand afterwards lol :D

Come out of the closet Kev. its ok we are all friends here :D

Bring back Bepe

oh yeah beppe is a total sweetheart :)  played many a cash game with him at the vic :)
and that voice .  purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr

Please use Mr Greco's full name in future posts .....  He was Re-Christened ar Robs last home game.
His name is now Michael "dont call me bepe" Greco :D   

And Tighty, please forward to me the money I have saved you on your usual therapy sessions, I always thought of you as a gentle, sensitive, caring type .... but you have disclosed your intolerant side in great detail....  Although Ainsley harriot, Peter Andre, Ruby wax and Willie carson are superb choices :D :D :D

I've just thought of another one, he's on that Poker 425 show, not the presenter, um, really old guy sort of a side kick on the show, um can't remember his name, um.

terry wogan....

any and i do mean any reality show contestant..(bb , ice skating , dancing, singing, jungles)

mariah carey...although i wish to retract that if she becomes mute.

I am convinced Terry Wogan is insane. 

Because you dont like her or because there are certain parts of her that you would like to see wobbling uncontrollably?

After her quote - YEP - well worth a skelping.....

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

Elton John (loved his early music to be fair, last 20 years all downhill, fast)

Celine Dion (shoot her, quick)

Diana Ross ("chain reaction" makes me want to run to the bathroom)


another three?

oh go on then


Matthew Kelly (tonight Matthew I'm going to be....aaarrrggggghhhh)

Judy Finnigan (hideous)

Nicky Campbell (on Watchdog he's horrifically fake sincere. On Radio 5, fine)


more?


Bob Willis (mogadon cricket commentator)

Pauline Quirke (hated birds fo a feather)

Lesley Joseph (especially this one)


what? more?

Will Carling (arrogant and nasty, i know)

Craig David (shut up)

Patrick Kielty (not funny, thinks he is. Bad combination)


some more?


only if you ask nicely

because for an adult she has made some of the most crass and up her arse statements i have ever heard(her performance at live aid II was a prime prima donna act)...if she became mute as she is no bad lookin i may reconsider..but only if she was trained properly. If i did give her a slap she`d wobble for a week :D

I wanna start naming real people!!

I'm in a real p*ssy mood..

Makes a change I hear you say?


OK Mods - don't panic - I'm not gonna....

Mariah wouldn't wobble when slapped. Her body is half silicon, half concrete.

i wish to thank the starter of this thread....it is most helpful and is currently stopping me hitting several warehousemen over the head with a shovel.

right

pamela stephenson(aka connelly)....a career based on bullshit - should have stuck to the comedy

el hadj deouf or however ye spell it....mans a disgrace

he may be an arsenal great but Ian wright...i have done damage to the telly for him!

in which case virtual slap mandatory!

tut tut rfc. and i was thinking it was individuals we had to slap, not whole teams or the largest group of fans in the world......:) good luck tonight

Please note the opinion of one Celtic Supporter cannot be taken to be the opinion of us all ;)

true - whilst i wish rfc all the best personally,  i will have a consoling arm ready for him tommorrow..with a huge grin ;D

Where is the love?

all around :-* :-*

yes and said that with my tongue in my cheek  :D

can we please divert this thread away from third rate football back towards the real subject...who I cannot stand?!??!?!

thank you

:D :kiv:

OK then - Today's 3......

1 Jose Mourinho  - yesterday's cyber slap did nothing to control the ego that is Jose - another one today is in order.

2 Salesmen - all of them

3 Jeremy Paxman - Snooty git who doesn't let those he disagrees with speak.

Wycombe lost on saturday, we knocked Leicester out of the FA cup in 2001 you know.  They haven't been the same since !! cheeky smiley and hide behind sofa smiley.  (I can't do smileys)

Oh yeah i know this off the radio but Sara Cox the most annoying DJ in the world. That whole fake laddish women thing aaaaaaaaagggggggggghhh.

She is a good looking girl though. Doesn't this save her?   :D

Even the guy who sells dealer button clocks door to door?

i think ill steal this one. she needs a good talking to and for someone to tell her to either shut up or learn to speak in an adult fashion

the next one is the antique dealer with the tan and the long curly hair. i cant remeber his name but he is a prat

that would be David Dickenson

He is "primus inter pares" amongst the names on these lists IMHO


If you are going to bash the cox, you have to bash Chris Moyles and Chris Evans too......completely awful

ok boss whatever you say :) let the bashing begin

1. Nicky Campbell - for doing interviews, ending it and then throwing in a one liner that destoys the speakers message and them having no chance to comment.

2. Fox News - "Fair & Balanced" - Bah!

3. Paris Hilton - stop  now .... please.

Jim Davidson, three times, with gusto

You can't bash Chris Moyles...  He may be awful, but by God he speaks the truth, and like he says - "if you don't like me - turn me off"   lol

Man after me own heart....

I take particular umbridge at number 2 mr Copland, A general dislike of the *ankers of my trade is fine, just dont be tarring us all with the same brush.

 ;ifm; ;D And Billy takes the bait.... ;fish;

OK most salesmen..... ;)

Tim Henman

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Graham Norton

Cant remember if he has been mentioned .. but ladies and gentleman, please form an orderly queue to give a virtual slap in the kisser to ...

Stuart Hall .... Oy Hall.. NO !!!  you aint amusing and your overuse of words is plain irritating and smug.

Kev is that the guy who does commentary for 5 live?

Thats him mate, used to do its a knockout , but that was prob before your time.

Was a bit before my time but he's still bloody annoying. 

You've just watched the mighty Chairboys go 1-0 down within twenty minutes only to dominate the game and come out with a draw, you've walked out of Adams Park (I refuse to call it the C******y Stadium) down the industrial estate, you're freezing and tired waiting to get on the road to Lane End and you just want to hear the league two tables, instead you get that fool using the whole English dictionary to describe a 0-0 draw between Fulham and Charlton.

Idiot.

ho hum

cool  8)

I'm shocked Kev!

The man is a lyrical genius.  Sports Report wouldn't be the same without him!

I'm afraid its a  :redcard: for that selection!

Sheriff

you know what you lot are raving mad just laughing my head off at these posts ,,i think your all potty honest to god ,but anyway my 3 are, lmao, i cant belive im even writing this down i cant stop laughing ,,the guy with the      1  glasses insurance bloke who sings who gives you Xtra     2 him again coz i really dont like him,,,3 oh b0llox give him another one hes a git lol.you guys are POTTY

He's Howard from the Halifax...I think he was in one of my lists...let me remember did I post on this thread?


let me think up a few.....

So far Tighty you've listed the equivalent of a small town's telephone directory

 I met howard when I worked for HBOS a few years back, He's a really nice bloke, the Volvo driving, Tanktop wearing, grandmother loving type,  He's not the smartes bloke on the planet though, he did'nt get paid any Xtra for the firts advert he did, It was seen as part of his job. It was not untill he got an agent that he started to get paid more for his TV and roadshow work.

Funny how some sap's just get lucky and coin it in.

The Honda advert that lasts about 10 minutes.  There is a bloke driving, sailing and doing other annoying things while singing along with a song.  I switch off after about 10 seconds and then flick back to see if it has finished a few minutes later.    I hate that advert.

Really ??  I think thats one of the better ads.

Are you sure it is the same one?   There is a guy with a beard. He is in a racing car, speed boat and is singing

I think you are on the wind up here mate  :D

yep thats the one ... comes up in a hot air baloon at the end ....   I like it .

Yep thats the one

the woman in that advert is dawn miller from eastenders belive it or not

1.  Jullian Sinclair from scotsport
2.  Tracey Barlow - Corrie Street
3.  Ian Wright -   I hate that man... the only guy whos ever played for celtic that i hate.

i hate him

chill mate, he's left. we dont need to think about him again. put him out of your mind..sleep....sleep..sleep :D

Does Ian Wright have the record for the most goals scored in the English League or is it Alan Shearer?

Mr Larsson, you have a lot of hatred in you .... but is there really any need for the language ??

sorry

1. that boy off the frosties advert who thinks everything tastes great....he bugs my happieness!

2.Grace off BB7......coz who wouldn't if they were given the chance

3.Steve Coogan   I'm just not feeling it

Oh god yes the "They're gonna taste great" boy is number 1
Nana Moon (even though she is dead) "ooooh Alfie" ARRRRRGH
Emily Bishop

I really wanna see this Frosties advert now to see what all the fuss is about?!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=890930832&n=2 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=890930832&n=2)

Had to ressurect this thread as I have just seen the advert for Michael Ball's new "album"  .... smug git !!


And that CJ Tannoui fella off Eggheads ...now i would happily slap him in person, never mind virtually !!!  what an arrogant smug horrible person he is !!

worse than flushy ?

not even close ..... CJ is a billion times worse than Flushy ...go figure !!

lol,   I was talking to someone about this today.

That Catherine Tate women is not funny, I have never been keen on female comedians, but Tate is the worst ever. All she does is the same routine every time

How very dare you !!

what a f****ng liberty

am I bovvered

come on Sarkopath, this is funny.. whats your idea of agood comedy sketch show ?

lol,  I am old fashioned Kev.  I vote for Tommy Cooper.  The funniest man to have ever lived in my opinion

the bloke off of the 'picture loans' advert.

The one where he is walking around the house with a football, and for some reason his wife is videoing him calling the loan company.

'we'd like to borrow some money'...'hey'.., calls wife over, 'ow much do we wanna borrow?...saaaayyyyy.....25K?' 'yeah go on then 25k'.

+ Posh spice.

I have said this before probably, but the PC world ads.  The shop assisitant points at something completely different to what the person is buying and tells the customer about it.   "It's only £500".    Then the stupid customer says  " Great, I will take one of those as well" , lol.     What a load of nonsense


These aren't TV related, but as they must have  featured on a TV show at some point, they count.   1. People setting off fireworks that scare my dogs before Nov 5th        2.  Trying to take off wet jeans after being out in freezing cold storm condtions.   They both annoy me a great deal  :D

The car that transforms itself into a robot then goes ice skating.
What's all that about?

Oh, and Mr Mark Prince Charles Bannin on PNL.
He needs bannin.

anthea turner


kate thornton


jeremy kyle

'The Loose Women' - so bland they're poisonous

Diane Abbott - what you get when 'smug' mates with 'slime'

(Better put a man here to balance it out eh?)

Ok. Any male comic who's as slappable as the two diabolical female 'comics' I have in mind. 1- Gina Yashere...every 'joke' is about being Nigerian (YAWN)...2- Shazia Mirza...every 'joke' refers to Islam or terrorism. Funny? "My Aaaarse"

I lurrrvvvee Jeremy Kyle - he puts people in their place! (I'd absolutely hate him to be my Dad though!)

most annoying people on tv?

97% of them

I like everyone off the telly, but there's an old guy who sometimes does Poker Night Live. Can't remember his name - Tony somebody? Looks like he's a train spotter and clearly should be drinking Horlicks instead.

 ;tk;

Meany!

1. That kid from the Frosties advert. "It's gonna taste great!"

2. Davina Mccall

3. The cast and crew of "Neighbours"

Bill Bailey from  "Wild thing I love you" .  Top TV show, but he spoils it.  All the way through he is making annoying jokes, these kind of shows always have to get a village idiot in them to tone them down so the idiots will watch.

Me
Myself
and I
that can only mean Michelle from Poker Night Live

1) Michael Barrymoe - Just not funny and V. Annoying

2) Gary Neville - What can i say ( Liverpool Supporter)

3) Mick Hucknall - OMG turn the radio its him!!!!!!

how much trouble are you in if a certain female blonde reads this?

Hi guys im new to the site, well actually I have been reading the posts  for a long time but im the shy type and was scared to show my face, however my pent up rage has to be released and this seems like the perfect oppotunity to get it out. So here goes:
1. Andy Murray - Get a f*ing personality and if you want all us British folk to follow you, try not making it clear you dont like the English & try smiling when u f*ing win
2. Boris Becker, actually not Boris but whoever decided it was a good idea to have him Fronting the Pokerstars Ad when hes clearly not a poker player, it just winds people up to know a mega rich sports star is getting paid to represent something hes Crap at.
3. Jordan Enough said -please dissapear into oblivion.

Thats it i may post again now ive come out of the woodwork but will defo be much less aggro next time. And i love the banter on here so keep it up folks  ;D

The worst advert is the little boy who wants to poo at his friends has uuurrgghh!

lol you are really in trouble now!

;iagree; Really which advertising exec decided that advert was a good idea ???

Jeremy Paxton

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Kyle



It must be the name Jeremy!   :dontask: