Heres one we can all play

[Colchester Kev]

Right , heres the deal ...... everyone sees people on telly that really irritate them and you would gladly give a weeks gambling money to slap ... but you can only pick up to 3 people.


I will start you off with

That plum off the McDonalds advert, you know the football one where he chants everything ..Grrrrrrrrr really gets on my nerves

Cliff Richard .... oh please.. just one slap to that smug self righteous face would see me die a happy and fullfilled man.

Bonnie Langford ... Dont you just wanna say "what purpose do you serve, you are totally devoid of personality, kindly dissapear into obscurity"


Ps. Remember these are virtual slaps, I would never really slap a woman.... i would pay another woman to do it


OVER TO YOU ....

[NoflopsHomer]

Colin Murray.

Jimmy Carr. He's everywhere.

The Channel 4/E4 presenters (Any of them)

[The Baron]

Jose Mourinho  - nuff said.

I'll come back and edit for the other two.

[dan]

jose mourhino

teddy sheringham

dot cotton

[Sark79]

There are so many, Kev.

But here are a few.

1. The Vauxhall Zafira advert. Those 3 kids really get on my nerves " oh its new neighbours...new car and new house......someones doing allright"
I would like to make clear, I would not hit kids, even with a virtual slap. So in place of the most annoying kid. Ian Hislop will be a substitute as they look kind of similar, only Hislop is older.

2. David Dimblebay -  He is rude and cuts anyone he speaks to off in mid sentence. I don't mind politcs shows, but I can't stand him.

3. Tam Cowan. He has a scottish sports show on bbc. A seriously annoying man. But I may be wrong, I don't like scottish football so this may be clouding my judgement.

Can I have another go later?  

[dan]

There are so many, Kev.

But here are a few.

1. The Vauxhall Zafira advert. Those 3 kids really get on my nerves " oh its new neighbours...new car and new house......someones doing allright"
I would like to make clear, I would not hit kids, even with a virtual slap. So in place of the most annoying kid. Ian Hislop with be a substitute as they look kind of similar, only Hislop is older.

2. David Dimblebay -  He is rude and cuts anyone he speaks to off in mid sentence. I don't mind politcs shows, but I can't stand him.

3. Tam Cowan. He has a scottish sports show on bbc. A seriously annoying man. But I may be wrong, I don't like scottish football so this may be clouding my judgement.

Can I have another go later?  

 

[Nakor]

BONO

BONO

BONO

I enjoyed that.

[allym]

(1).  Camerons (Big Brother) brother off of Scotsport SPL. Hes never watched a game of football in his life! Actually any of the Scotsport SPL cast (I'm counting it as 1).
(2).  Alan Titchmarsh the gardening fellow.
(3).  Jodie Marsh/Jordan (they're objects, waste of spaces).
(4). Alan Hansen (dirty traitor) and Mark Lawrenson.
It's 4 I know could'nt help it.

Tam Cowans a legend compared to Scotsport SPL

[Trace]

Right , heres the deal ...... everyone sees people on telly that really irritate them and you would gladly give a weeks gambling money to slap ... but you can only pick up to 3 people.


I will start you off with

That plum off the McDonalds advert, you know the football one where he chants everything ..Grrrrrrrrr really gets on my nerves

Cliff Richard .... oh please.. just one slap to that smug self righteous face would see me die a happy and fullfilled man.

Bonnie Langford ... Dont you just wanna say "what purpose do you serve, you are totally devoid of personality, kindly dissapear into obscurity"


Ps. Remember these are virtual slaps, I would never really slap a woman.... i would pay another woman to do it


OVER TO YOU ....

I'l scweam and scweam and scweam and scweam!!!   AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  (How much you paying?)

OK gotta be the"40 years" bloke off Morethan insurance advert

Emily Bishop

Sally Webster

[AlrightJack]

Davina McCall, especially when she makes those oh so false exaggerated facial expressions to the camera

Robert Kilroy Silk (anyone remember 'Shafted'?)

David Dickenson

[ericstoner]

Charmaine, from BB........Just get the porn flick done, so you can slide back to obscurity, whare u came from.

eamon holmes. need I say more.

lollypop head, Natasha Ker-plunkski. She's so in need of a slap.

[Colchester Kev]

Some great shouts .... The kids from the Zafira advert is a cracker ..... overrrr tired LOL    and david dickinson ... good call

[charmaine]

Charmaine, from BB........Just get the porn flick done, so you can slide back to obscurity, whare u came from.

eamon holmes. need I say more.

lollypop head, Natasha Ker-plunkski. She's so in need of a slap.

Its not me and i havent made a porn film.............. lately 
Think you mean Chantelle Eric lol

[Poppet7]

1) Dawn Miller on Eastenders (something about the way she scrunches her face)

2) the bloke and woman on the Esure advert "Hello Mum, I'm on the telly" "Calm down dear, its just a commercial"

3) Charlie in Corrie

[thetank]

That prim wifey offa Countdown's dictionary corner.

Not sure what her name is, but I'd use two of my slaps on her (one being a backhander)

..and Sandy Toksvig. She's no so bad, so gets just the one. I'll lick my palm first though.