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« on: October 17, 2012, 10:59:46 PM »

[10:52:04 PM] John Dumond: Hello.

I am aware that this is an unconventional way of relaying an important message such as this. I did try without success to locate both your contact address or phone/fax number and as such, I resorted in contacting you via email. I am  John Dumond, An investment consultant working with HSBC Bank at their London UK.

I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with holding balance of GBP15,000.000.00 {Fifteen million British Pounds only}.

If you are not familiar with Swiss Dormant Accounts and profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about Swiss dormant accounts:

website: www.crt-ii.org/2001_list/publication_list1_A.phtm
I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received. If you know that you are capable to handle large or small amount on trust and can keep secret and ready to take 40% of any amount I transfer to your account from the dormant accounts and I will take 60%, then get back to me immediately with your details by return mail at (john.dumond@yahoo.co.uk), tell me more about yourself, while I look forward to receive the above information.

I want to re-assure you that this business is risk free and you can send an empty account to receive the funds, provided that the account is capable to receive incoming funds, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any breach of the law.

Send also your private mobile phone number where I can reach you now.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Warmest regards,

John Dumond.


Feeling generous, might give him Triggs mobile number


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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2012, 11:05:52 PM »

What accent do people read this in? I go for half Nigerian half Russian.

Ask him to send a cheque.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2012, 11:10:38 PM »

Aww, I was expecting a thread about the Fonz. Sad
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2012, 11:11:51 PM »

If the Fonz emails/skypes me about 15 big ones, will let u know
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2012, 11:16:14 PM »

           AAaayy thumbs up
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2012, 07:35:43 AM »

What accent do people read this in? I go for half Nigerian half Russian.

Ask him to send a cheque.
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2012, 07:40:11 AM »


Sky News reported this morning that Bookmakers shares rose 20% upon hearing of Dubai's windfall.
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2012, 08:06:57 AM »

Dubai, if you're interested, I know where you can get some great deals on c1al!s and v!@gra
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2012, 09:06:49 AM »

Whatever you do don't forward it to Julian Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2012, 10:23:55 AM »

[10:52:04 PM] John Dumond: Hello.

I am aware that this is an unconventional way of relaying an important message such as this. I did try without success to locate both your contact address or phone/fax number and as such, I resorted in contacting you via email. I am  John Dumond, An investment consultant working with HSBC Bank at their London UK.

I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with holding balance of GBP15,000.000.00 {Fifteen million British Pounds only}.

If you are not familiar with Swiss Dormant Accounts and profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about Swiss dormant accounts:

website: www.crt-ii.org/2001_list/publication_list1_A.phtm
I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received. If you know that you are capable to handle large or small amount on trust and can keep secret and ready to take 40% of any amount I transfer to your account from the dormant accounts and I will take 60%, then get back to me immediately with your details by return mail at (john.dumond@yahoo.co.uk), tell me more about yourself, while I look forward to receive the above information.

I want to re-assure you that this business is risk free and you can send an empty account to receive the funds, provided that the account is capable to receive incoming funds, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any breach of the law.

Send also your private mobile phone number where I can reach you now.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Warmest regards,

John Dumond.


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what would be even more generous and totally hilarious would be if you give em Triggs account number
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2012, 10:25:18 AM »

[10:52:04 PM] John Dumond: Hello.

I am aware that this is an unconventional way of relaying an important message such as this. I did try without success to locate both your contact address or phone/fax number and as such, I resorted in contacting you via email. I am  John Dumond, An investment consultant working with HSBC Bank at their London UK.

I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with holding balance of GBP15,000.000.00 {Fifteen million British Pounds only}.

If you are not familiar with Swiss Dormant Accounts and profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about Swiss dormant accounts:

website: www.crt-ii.org/2001_list/publication_list1_A.phtm
I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received. If you know that you are capable to handle large or small amount on trust and can keep secret and ready to take 40% of any amount I transfer to your account from the dormant accounts and I will take 60%, then get back to me immediately with your details by return mail at (john.dumond@yahoo.co.uk), tell me more about yourself, while I look forward to receive the above information.

I want to re-assure you that this business is risk free and you can send an empty account to receive the funds, provided that the account is capable to receive incoming funds, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any breach of the law.

Send also your private mobile phone number where I can reach you now.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Warmest regards,

John Dumond.


Feeling generous, might give him Triggs mobile number



what would be even more generous and totally hilarious would be if you give em Triggs account number
They want to take money out of it not put it in ldo  Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2012, 10:46:54 AM »

What accent do people read this in? I go for half Nigerian half Russian.

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Nigerian sounds about right haha
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 02:05:43 AM »

you got to Love the front of these guys... The 419 Scam was actually pretty effective, as effective as it's predecessor the French Prisoner Scam... If you want to see something interesting read about the Imperial Consolidated Fraud (Guys from Lincoln).. These guys got tried for it twice but got off Scott free... Maybe they had some great legal advice  Wink or maybe they were smart enough to beat the Serious fraud squad  whatever it was they got away with it...

Also I was expecting something more like this.... -------->
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2012, 06:57:37 AM »

I ain't gonna get rich but its nice to know I've still got it at 43 Wink


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