PARIS WPT - SECOND DAY ONE - LIVE UPDATE

[tikay]

Mike Sexton has just wandered in, I guess for the Televised Final on Friday. He's not as big as he looks in real telly.

[danafish]

Wow, I'm glad Jen's told everyone how much I make. I want to make it clear that that one day at Tottenham Court Road is not a good representation... Has she told you how bad beginner's banjo sounds? The cat says hello, by the way, in her own special unconscious way.

[Djinn]

I hope that made some kind of sense, not sure I'm even sure what was going on there.

Oh and we thought we'd lost Dave but he just got moved.  If this had happened in Vegas he'd have been reported as out for the hour it took to find him again.

Mike Sexton just turned up and he's smaller than he looks on TV.

[tikay]

The cat says Hi? Yup, it "chirps" if you touch it? Spooky that, as my eldest Cat - she's VERY old & tetchy - chirps when you touch her, too.

And I am not "everyone". She only told me how much you made on that glorious day. 7.35, it's too much.

[tikay]

Dave Colclough (7,500) now has Tony Bloom to his immediate left, & Carlo Citrone immediately to HIS  left. A little corner of the UK, here in Paris.

El Blondie said that before Tony Bloom arrived, he had THE world's easiest blind steal, but now Mr Bloom has arrived, it's the worlds hardest blind to try & steal. Carlo's response is not repeatable.

[danafish]

Almost minimum wage, man, almost... Cat made kind of a squeaking sound this time, although usually it's more of a chirp. She howls at night for no reason as well. Jen, you'll be pleased to know that the cat food is still stuck to her head as when you left.

[tikay]

She howls at night? Mine too!

[tikay]

Mr Brindley looks very smart indeed today. Instead of his usual bright RED Laddies shirt, he has a brand new BLACK Laddies shirt.

[danafish]

Is that like something primaeval or is it just an attention thing? Nothing actually weirds her out any more, I got within an inch of her with the vacuum the other day

[Foxy]

You not playing Tikay? Did you just go to Paris to take part in the bike race or you gone for the poker ?

[londonpokergirl]

Dana /Jen 

that cat of yours is a nutter , get john to put her in the box again   so funny

[tikay]

No, not playing Stu, my nerve failed me at the last moment. Anyway, I have to pop back to London for the day tomorrow.

But I AM playing next week at The Vic - sold 20% of myself in fact. How crazy is that? One born every minute, eh?

[danafish]

We can maybe get him to put pictures of Cat up somewhere everyone can see them. He has videos as well now, you know. Maybe I'll put them on my website. With a link to them saying 'hot pussy action' or something similarly awful

[Ironside]

how much does it cost to buy a % of you tony? i am willing to spend 5 on half a percent

[tikay]

No, the cat howling is not primaeval. Its in the "weaned too early" department I think. Charlie (the eldest cat) is tetchy & unapproachable most of the day, but goes all sucky wucky & demands a cuddle twice a day. She thinks I'm her Mum I think.