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divingduck
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Re: The funniest joke ever?
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June 04, 2006, 04:06:34 PM »
A duck walks into a pub, approaches the bar and asks the barman ' got any bread?'
'sorry no, we haven't ' replies the barman.
'got any bread?' the duck enquires again
' I just told you , no' says the barman
'got any bread?'
'NO' shouts the bartender
'got any bread?'
'FFS I keep telling you, WE HAVE NO F**KING BREAD!' screams the irritated guy.
'got any bread?'
'look this is the last time I'm gonna tell you, we absolutely do not have any bread'
'got any bread?' the duck persists
'OK I'm warning you, If you ask me if we have any bread one more time, I swear I'll nail your f**king beak to this bar'
there was silence for a moment, then the duck enquires,
'got any nails?'
' erm, no' says the barman
'got any bread?'
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Re: The funniest joke ever?
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June 04, 2006, 08:47:25 PM »
I had to go to the bank earlier today.
There was a little old lady at the cashpoint. She said.........Young man can you check my balance for me?
I said.......of course I can and pushed her over!
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I Know I shouldn't BUT...
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Re: The funniest joke ever?
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June 04, 2006, 10:39:38 PM »
what kind of biscuits can fly?
the wee Plane ones
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Knock knock...
Who's there...
Interrupting cow...
Interrupting cow wh......
MOOOOOOOOOOO
(sorry)
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Quote from: JungleCat03 on June 05, 2006, 12:32:02 AM
Knock knock...
Who's there...
Interrupting cow...
Interrupting cow wh......
MOOOOOOOOOOO
(sorry)
One of my particluar favorites JungleCat
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the other day an ice-cream man was found dead in the back of his van. On arrival the police found that he had raspberry source all over him, nuts in his ears and a flake in each of his eyes.
apparantly he topped himself
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Frankie Dettori was racing a hot favourite at ascot, just as the reached the furlong marker, a pork pie came flying through the air and hit frankie straight on the nose ... a few strides later a ham sandwich was thrown and again hit him, then a few small sausage rolls and cheese sticks, more sandwiches and finally a 2 liter bottle of coke all hit him .. he ended up dropping his hands and finishing second ... when he returned to the unsaddling enclosure, the trainer was furious and demanded an explanation as to why Frankie didnt win the race ..... Frankie replied..
"sorry gaffer, we got hampered in the final furlong"
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