Anyone else as STUPID as me?

[Royal Flush]

Lee to be honest, during the whole month i stayed at your hourse you didnt seem to know thier was a utility room! Debbie handles all that!

even i did more than that!!

Prove it!

[Lee]

Funnily enough I was thinking along the same lines! Lee, I thought all you used it for was to store your hundreds of empty diet coke cans, ready to be recycled?!

LOLOLOL G. I now put them into the recycling bin as it pisses me off seeing them stack up.

Actually, I'm surprised you've even noticed it now! as you sent away you garden in skips, what do you actually go out of that door for?

I went there to put some clothes in the tumble dryer throw my porn mags and kebab wrapper in the bin. The garden is work in progress, 3 skips filled and i'm now doing the good stuff!!

  Nothing would shock me with you, after the "wow, I found a motorbike in my garage" moment (I still don't get how you could forget buying a beast like that) So not seeing a switch is a pretty minor thing tbh lol
xx

I really have no answer to this one, you have me beat. What i can say is that if i havn't been in my garage for 5 or 6 months, how could i know?

[Lee]

Prove it!

Does Blonde allow me to take the 5th amendment?

[ifm]

After getting a couple of pals round on Friday afternoon to help with the gardening i have discovered that i have a back fence!!!!!!!!!
I also found a bar B cue, a watering can and 2 gnomes!!

[Lee]

lol

[Graham C]

In our kitchen, we have the normal work surface with cupboards underneath then some cupboards on the wall type thing - normal kitchen stuff.  The wall units have lights under them - again pretty normal, but in the 4 years we've lived here, we can't figure how to turn them on.  Wierdly, I'm sure I've had them on before but I can't for the life of me get them on again.

[Lee]

Normally, these lights are daisy chained together and they are often plugged in above the wall cupboards. Stand on the work surface and have a look above for a plug. Either that or they have individual switches on the actual lights. The only other scenario is that your normal light switch has extra switches which will operate them.

[Sark79]

Kitchens are tricky things to work out.  Extractor fans hurt my brain.  They are fiddly things ( well my one is anyway. It may be due to the fact it is older than me )

[ifm]

put 50p in the meter

[Sark79]

 

[Lee]

Kitchens are tricky things to work out.  Extractor fans hurt my brain.  They are fiddly things ( well my one is anyway. It may be due to the fact it is older than me )

My extractor hasn't failed in 5 years.

[Graham C]

I've tried all that, it's no where.  I've had the cupboard all out to see if there's a switch inside, tried following the wires, but they go inside stuff I can't see, I've stood on chairs and knelt as low as I can go.

Doesn't exist

Well, it does, I just can't find the bloody thing

[ifm]

I've tried all that, it's no where.  I've had the cupboard all out to see if there's a switch inside, tried following the wires, but they go inside stuff I can't see, I've stood on chairs and knelt as low as I can go.

Doesn't exist

Well, it does, I just can't find the bloody thing

Get a hammer and smash holes in the wall at 6" intervals until you find where the wires end up
(as in the borrowers and that Gene Hackman film where he was looking for a bug)

[Lee]

I've tried all that, it's no where.  I've had the cupboard all out to see if there's a switch inside, tried following the wires, but they go inside stuff I can't see, I've stood on chairs and knelt as low as I can go.

Doesn't exist

Well, it does, I just can't find the bloody thing

  Silo

OK this is a mission now, we have to find the switch. Behind any appliances already plugged in or switch is located in another room adjacent?

[Graham C]

lol

It can't be in an adjacent room, the only room really adjacent is next door (that would be wierd ) and our dining room, which it isn't in.

It's too late to be searching for a solution to an age old problem now, I'll look again in the morning