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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2005, 11:10:29 AM »


See, diversionary tactics, & Legal Speak for "Yes, I cheated".

Sue, I say. Know any decent Lawyers Robert? (There's a weird juxtaposition of words - "decent" and "Lawyer".....).
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« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2005, 11:19:02 AM »

Cheat!?! Moi!?

Let's say I "investigated", it took 3 mouse clicks and I had the info. Now if you had a spot of bother and came to me and I sorted it out as quick, wouldn't you be impressed? I won't ask if you would think I would be worth the fee because I know the answer.

Decent lawyer, hmmm is that, like Military Intelligence, an oxymoron. I'll have you know I'm always decent, except for that time I broke my zip.
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« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2005, 11:23:08 AM »


No doubt the fee for 3v Mouse clicks would include "letters" (6 @ £30 each) and that favourite of solicitors, "disbursements".

Call it £300.
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« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2005, 11:34:56 AM »

plus VAT

Let's round it up to £400 for early settlement.
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2005, 11:47:56 AM »

Ogre?Huh?? i'm no ogre that is totally unconfounded slander my good man lol
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2005, 11:53:29 AM »

Blue Wolf. What has been said about you is totally unacceptable and you are justified in you outrage, you must feel so hard done by. You must not take this lying down, you should fight for your good name that has been so awfully tarnished. Sue I say!
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That was a word from the non-paying sponsors and now back to the main feature.
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« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2005, 12:30:51 PM »


I believe that's called "ambulance chasing". These legal types will stop at nothing.
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« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2005, 12:51:02 PM »

i'd probably be happy if i were called an ogre...... Cry
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2005, 01:04:01 PM »

i was expecting something like that from the brief lol

"have you had an accident or injury at work?" lol cant escape these bloody things
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2005, 02:45:05 PM »

lmfao @ that list!!!!!
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« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2005, 02:59:07 PM »

i was expecting something like that from the brief lol

"have you had an accident or injury at work?" lol cant escape these bloody things

Better still:

"have you had an accident or injury at work?... no?.... do you want one?"

I have to tell you that is all a world away from the work I do. I'm into Criminal Law, I help to keep productive villains on the street.
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« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2005, 03:00:19 PM »

Aaaah that's why TiKay is still running loose - and with a darn camera!!!!
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« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2005, 03:56:31 PM »

Aaaah that's why TiKay is still running loose - and with a darn camera!!!!

and those jackets lmao sorry tone couldnt resist
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« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2005, 04:00:11 PM »

.... am looking through my books now.... here it is Distateful Fasions Act 1933, Section 1(i)(c) Possession of an Offensive Jacket in Public.

don't worry tikay, you can plead insanity.
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« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2005, 04:34:46 PM »

Just got back from the printers with my new business cards .... you should have seen the look on his face when i told him i lived on "Dildo Island"
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