Worst Film youve ever seen?....

[Scottish Dave]

Lord of the Rings trilogy - CG pisch. (Watch Clerks 2 for a decent rambattle of this drivel)

Godfather Trilogy - Anyone who can put tissue paper in their mouth could do as good a job as Brando. He never even said "capeche" disapointing.

Original Star Wars Trilogy - Not enough Gungans.
 
Citizen Kane - Saw it coming a mile off. No colour too, get tae buggery.

Shawshank Redemption - Prison Flick, yawn, I'd rather see what Sheila and the girls are up to on cell block H.

Pulp Fiction - Who talks like that, really?


I loved Garfield 2, never watched it, just enjoyed the tag line.

A tale of two kitties, genious punnery.

No wonder Andrew is defending it, he probably wrote it. 

i suspect someone is at the wind up here?

this is a serious debate mate, just you get back to the tables....or should i say bar?

[I, Zimbra]

Master Of Disguise

Holy ****.

I'm assuming you mean that Dana Carvey film where he dresses up as a giant turtle for no reason. Felt sorry for all concerned....

[Scottish Dave]

House of Wax.

As a "horror" fan I actually found myself crying from laughter. But then, what did I expect from a film co-starring Paris Hilton?

do you not think the bit at the end, when the house is melting was so bad it was 'turn off TV'...able!

[I, Zimbra]

surely that was the best bit? I am wondering how they got the foundations for that building in place though...

[Scottish Dave]

surely that was the best bit? I am wondering how they got the foundations for that building in place though...

i didnt think it would need any, i mean how heavy can wax be?

...are we really having this conversation?

[Newmanseye]

over the top with sly stallone ... can you say CHEEESE!!

[Clairebear]

House of Wax.

As a "horror" fan I actually found myself crying from laughter. But then, what did I expect from a film co-starring Paris Hilton?

do you not think the bit at the end, when the house is melting was so bad it was 'turn off TV'...able!

Got it in one! I did. I also had to clean my DVD player before I could play any other movie....

[Karabiner]

"Convoy" A film based on a hit song about truckers and C/B radios, rubber duck etc. was truly dire.

IMHO of course 

[Rod Paradise]

"Convoy" A film based on a hit song about truckers and C/B radios, rubber duck etc. was truly dire.

IMHO of course 

Although I uphold your right to have a totally wrong opinion

[Djinn]

I'm shocked at some of the films being mentioned in this thread. I might not be fanatical about them, but how films like Lost In Translation, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Rocky 4 and Independence Day make it into your worst films EVER list, I'll never know.

Personally, I'd rather poo on Blair Witch 2, Showgirls, The Crow 2, Spiceworld, Master Of Disguise, BattleField Earth and The Postman

I defy anyone who attempts to defend any of that lot.

And to be controversial... I'd plump for the Mummy. 

I've also heard that Catwoman, Hulk, Son of Mask and Glitter are pischtastic too.

I agree with all of Snoopy's (especially 'Battlefield Earth' and 'Glitter' - truly abominable)
But my personal worst has to be 'Unbreakable' which I nearly walked out of, and 'Disclosure', which Danafish did walk out of.  Oh, and 'Showgirls.'  But Snoopy said that first.  How about that one about a Duck from another world?  Help me out here... "Howard the Duck"?  Something like that.  I also hated 'My Best Friend's Wedding' and one I bet no one else will have seen: 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash.'

And 'Scooby-Doo The Movie' which I had to watch on repeat on one intercontinental flight as our little TVs were broken.  I wanted to stab someone with my plastic spoon by the end.

[Royal Flush]

And 'Scooby-Doo The Movie'

How dare you!!!!

A true classic

[Newmanseye]

I'm shocked at some of the films being mentioned in this thread. I might not be fanatical about them, but how films like Lost In Translation, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Rocky 4 and Independence Day make it into your worst films EVER list, I'll never know.

Personally, I'd rather poo on Blair Witch 2, Showgirls, The Crow 2, Spiceworld, Master Of Disguise, BattleField Earth and The Postman

I defy anyone who attempts to defend any of that lot.

And to be controversial... I'd plump for the Mummy. 

I've also heard that Catwoman, Hulk, Son of Mask and Glitter are pischtastic too.

I agree with all of Snoopy's (especially 'Battlefield Earth' and 'Glitter' - truly abominable)
But my personal worst has to be 'Unbreakable' which I nearly walked out of, and 'Disclosure', which Danafish did walk out of.  Oh, and 'Showgirls.'  But Snoopy said that first.  How about that one about a Duck from another world?  Help me out here... "Howard the Duck"?  Something like that.  I also hated 'My Best Friend's Wedding' and one I bet no one else will have seen: 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash.'

And 'Scooby-Doo The Movie' which I had to watch on repeat on one intercontinental flight as our little TVs were broken.  I wanted to stab someone with my plastic spoon by the end.

I thought Unbreakable was a great movie, it was pitched to the wrong market, hence a lot of people pan the flick. If you are like me love the whole comic book ethos, it was not a big stretch of the imagination to understand and appreciate the movie.

 

[Scottish Dave]

I'm shocked at some of the films being mentioned in this thread. I might not be fanatical about them, but how films like Lost In Translation, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Rocky 4 and Independence Day make it into your worst films EVER list, I'll never know.

Personally, I'd rather poo on Blair Witch 2, Showgirls, The Crow 2, Spiceworld, Master Of Disguise, BattleField Earth and The Postman

I defy anyone who attempts to defend any of that lot.

And to be controversial... I'd plump for the Mummy. 

I've also heard that Catwoman, Hulk, Son of Mask and Glitter are pischtastic too.

and one I bet no one else will have seen: 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash.'

so your the other person thats seen it - Eddie Murphy's worst movie of all time

[Sark79]

Anything with John Wayne.  He is a terrible actor.  He says things like  " A man's got to eat don't he "  while dressed as a cowboy. His female co-stars are about 35 years younger than he is.  I hate his movies.

If I ever gain a political position, I will ban all his movies  .  They do my head in

[Scottish Dave]

Anything with John Wayne.  He is a terrible actor.  He says things like  " A man's got to eat don't he "  while dressed as a cowboy. His female co-stars are about 35 years younger than he is.  I hate his movies.

If I ever gain a political position, I will ban all his movies  .  They do my head in

Get off your Horse and drink yer Milk!