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« Reply #135 on: August 09, 2006, 09:20:31 PM »

Kindergarden Cop in my pants.
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« Reply #136 on: August 09, 2006, 09:31:35 PM »

I remember a real shocker, "the Wizard" starring Fred Savage, all about a boy who plays nintendo, soo bad ... soo soo  sooooooooo Bad
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« Reply #137 on: August 09, 2006, 09:41:35 PM »

I remember a real shocker, "the Wizard" starring Fred Savage, all about a boy who plays nintendo, soo bad ... soo soo  sooooooooo Bad

I remember that film. Grin
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« Reply #138 on: August 09, 2006, 11:00:22 PM »

Kindergarten Cop meets Snakes On a Plane?

Speaking of dreadful movies set on planes:

'Turbulence' with Ray Liotta.
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« Reply #139 on: August 09, 2006, 11:12:17 PM »

Any martial arts films


i mean any


wot a crock of..............
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« Reply #140 on: August 10, 2006, 12:09:17 AM »

Kindergarten Cop meets Snakes On a Plane?

Speaking of dreadful movies set on planes:

'Turbulence' with Ray Liotta.

I mean is this the worst title for a film you've ever heard or what, snakes on a plane?

how did they come up with that?, i bet the working title was something quite good but then they employed superstar hollywood advertising company that charged the studio $3million to come up with it.

"we've got this really great film but we need to advertise it just right so we want you to come up with the title and ad campaign"

"ok, no problem, whats the film about"?

"snakes"

"where are they"?

"on a plane"

"leave it with us, we'll see what we can come up with"

"thankyou"

4 months and $30million later........................

"right we've got it"

"great, let me hear it"

"you sure you're ready cos its so great, are you sitting down"?

"yeah, just let me hear it you mug"

"alright, calm down"

"this call costs me double before 6pm"

"we called you sir"

"whatever, get on with it"

"snakes on a plane, wadda you think" !!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #141 on: August 10, 2006, 12:13:12 AM »

Kindergarten Cop meets Snakes On a Plane?

Speaking of dreadful movies set on planes:

'Turbulence' with Ray Liotta.

I mean is this the worst title for a film you've ever heard or what, snakes on a plane?

how did they come up with that?, i bet the working title was something quite good but then they employed superstar hollywood advertising company that charged the studio $3million to come up with it.

"we've got this really great film but we need to advertise it just right so we want you to come up with the title and ad campaign"

"ok, no problem, whats the film about"?

"snakes"

"where are they"?

"on a plane"

"leave it with us, we'll see what we can come up with"

"thankyou"

4 months and $30million later........................

"right we've got it"

"great, let me hear it"

"you sure you're ready cos its so great, are you sitting down"?

"yeah, just let me hear it you mug"

"alright, calm down"

"this call costs me double before 6pm"

"we called you sir"

"whatever, get on with it"

"snakes on a plane, wadda you think" !!!!!!!!!!!!

"your a mug"





 
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« Reply #142 on: August 10, 2006, 01:20:16 AM »

You probably all know this by now, but that exact thought went through the minds of a few of the producers and they decided to change the name of the film to "Pacific Air Flight 121".

Samuel L. Jackson threatened to quit, reportedly saying "The only reason I did this movie was because it was called 'Snakes on a Plane'... We're changing it back!"

So 'Snakes on a Plane' it is.

During production, some internet fan clubs even shot their own 'parody' mini-trailers for the film with their version of the Samuel L. Jackson character uttering Pulp-Fiction-stylee dialogue like "Get these mutha***ing snakes off this mutha***ing plane!"

Surprisingly enough, the SOAP producers found out about it.

Instead of suing the imitators, they simply ordered reshoots - and the real SLJ now gets to say that line in the movie...

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« Reply #143 on: August 10, 2006, 05:35:30 AM »

Snakes on a plane?

Bollox, I'm going to see it for the title alone.

Naked simplicity, exactly what it says on the tin mentalitly.

In this world where 9 out of 10 dentists recommend a particular toothpate, we need more of that.

I support it, and intend to pay double at the box office out of sheer principle.
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« Reply #144 on: August 10, 2006, 05:38:13 AM »

Snakes on a plane will be the year's biggest hit.
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« Reply #145 on: August 10, 2006, 05:40:50 AM »

I'll admit I am a little upset.

My screenplay for "Snakes on a Bus" was knocked back a few times.

Soooooo close

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« Reply #146 on: August 10, 2006, 05:43:02 AM »


Snakes on a plane will be the year's biggest hit.


I've lost faith in your punditry since I bought every lads mag going for the past month, and found none of the Pipettes in bikinis.  Angry
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« Reply #147 on: August 10, 2006, 05:59:06 AM »


Snakes on a plane will be the year's biggest hit.


I've lost faith in your punditry since I bought every lads mag going for the past month, and found none of the Pipettes in bikinis.  Angry

See what you've down there is confuse musicians with former soap actresses desperately needing attention.
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« Reply #148 on: August 10, 2006, 06:36:38 AM »

Me and you want a beer. 
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« Reply #149 on: August 10, 2006, 09:08:11 AM »

lol,  I was going to post about Snakes on a plane.  I saw it advertised when I was watching the 4400.  It looks completely terrible
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