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« on: September 03, 2006, 04:57:56 PM » |
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Who would win a scrap between a tiger and a lion?
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2006, 05:01:40 PM » |
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Now personally i reckon it would be the tiger, but it was pointed out to me that the lion is the king of the jungle.
But how can that be, as Lions dont live in jungles but on african planes (not the auronautical variety). Also lions are lazy b@stards as they sed the women out to catch dinner, so i reckon a tiger would win paws down.
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2006, 05:02:35 PM » |
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[19:44:40] Oracle: WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SPANISH HOLIDAY! TRIGGS STABLES SHIT!
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2006, 05:06:29 PM » |
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It is a Tiger The Rhino rules BTW, NO other animal could beat a Rhino!  |
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2006, 05:11:32 PM » |
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I reckon a great white shark would give it a good go if you dropped said rhino in the sea
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2006, 05:13:07 PM » |
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What about if the Rhino had a snorkal and flippers?
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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2006, 05:14:49 PM » |
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ah well now thats different.
I didnt think of that
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2006, 05:16:24 PM » |
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so are we saying that a rhino in flippers and a snorkel is the king of the jungle?
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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2006, 05:17:47 PM » |
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An alligator can beat a hippo
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« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2006, 05:18:26 PM » |
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not at table tennis
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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2006, 05:21:54 PM » |
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Actually i want to change my statement.............A polar bear would beat a Rhino!
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2006, 05:22:15 PM » |
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Lions dont live in jungles but on african planes (not the auronautical variety). I was about to page Mr. Samuel L. Jackson about a potential sequel.... |
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gadji beri bimba clandridi
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a bim beri glassala glandride
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2006, 05:26:50 PM » |
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Now polar bears are tough cookies (and alledgedly no slouches at table tennis) but it would depend where they had their match up. If you put a polar bear on a rhinos home patch, it sould need rather a large can of sure antiperspirant to keep it from having a serious personal hygene problem, so the rhino would probably win if it put a peg on its nose.
But if you put a rhino in the arctic, it wouldnt do very well unless it had a pair of skis.
(far too much alcohol last night)
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2006, 05:27:00 PM » |
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not at table tennis
how can a hippo beat an alligator at table tennis? it doesnt even know the rules ! it cant even serve!!! |
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2006, 05:29:19 PM » |
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because an aligator cant see over the table
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