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« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2006, 08:41:36 PM » |
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easy Orangutan win. opposable thumb makes it a doddle
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« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2006, 08:43:32 PM » |
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Orang Utan's. Thier incredible reach and double jointed elbow sockets reduce the distance from oche to board from 7ft to 3ft 6".
The other week one challenged Phil The Power Taylor to a match in Jakarta, only problem was that Orang's are not used to pressure, thier lives spent lolling around Far Eastern jungles. Consequently he missed a lot of doubles and choked.
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
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By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2006, 08:44:53 PM » |
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but you know these events are usually put on in licensed premises, this is where the problem arises for the orangutan, you know they like a beer or two!!!
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« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2006, 08:45:58 PM » |
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Orang Utan's. Thier incredible reach and double jointed elbow sockets reduce the distance from oche to board from 7ft to 3ft 6".
The other week one challenged Phil The Power Taylor to a match in Jakarta, only problem was that Orang's are not used to pressure, thier lives spent lolling around Far Eastern jungles. Consequently he missed a lot of doubles and choked.
but after loosing 4 on the bounce ripped Taylors arms out of their socket and won by default |
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« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2006, 08:47:46 PM » |
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You haven't remembered the last time a Peruvian spectacled bear drank the Frimley Green venue dry....
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« Reply #50 on: September 03, 2006, 08:50:34 PM » |
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Orang Utan's. Thier incredible reach and double jointed elbow sockets reduce the distance from oche to board from 7ft to 3ft 6".
The other week one challenged Phil The Power Taylor to a match in Jakarta, only problem was that Orang's are not used to pressure, thier lives spent lolling around Far Eastern jungles. Consequently he missed a lot of doubles and choked.
but after loosing 4 on the bounce ripped Taylors arms out of their socket and won by default well this is why i was apprehensive about putting this match forward. This was the preferred method of victory for inept orangutan dart players of the 70s until the no arm ripping rule of 81 was introduced. They ripped so many penguin arms off they changed the species forever, so sad!!! |
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« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2006, 08:59:52 PM » |
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Well I bet no one can beat my pet octopus at arm wressling
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« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2006, 09:04:51 PM » |
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Well I bet no one can beat my pet octopus at arm wressling
I know a millipede on steroids |
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« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2006, 09:11:23 PM » |
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Hang on, no one mentioned animal drug cheats, that changes everything.
A table tenis playing hippo on speed would be unstobable. It would also manage to leap an extra 12 feet further of the high dive board which would actually put it at risk of landing in the shallow end.
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« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2006, 10:39:30 PM » |
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1 day international test match cricket
Wild African meercats vs domesticated London zoo chimpanzees
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« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2006, 10:46:54 PM » |
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1 day international test match cricket
Wild African meercats vs domesticated London zoo chimpanzees
This is getting quite silly... any cricket enhusiast knows that there is no such thing as a 1 day test match. |
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« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2006, 10:50:30 PM » |
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1 day international test match cricket
Wild African meercats vs domesticated London zoo chimpanzees
This is getting quite silly... any cricket enhusiast knows that there is no such thing as a 1 day test match. They have to change it for animal cricket, the chimpanzees run off and the meercats keep nicking spectators hats |
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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2006, 10:50:38 PM » |
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a human with a rocket launcher wipes them all out.
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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2006, 10:52:03 PM » |
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a human with a rocket launcher wipes them all out.
Thats just not cricket |
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« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2006, 11:04:32 PM » |
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But I wouldn't want to back an elephant at table tennis or basketball though...I think my perfect ball sports mammal would have to be the cheetah
Anyone want another animal for table tennis over a cheetah?
An elephant would be great at basketball, suck the ball up up to its trunk then simply drop it into the net. Think about it!! |
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