COMPETITION - So, what would YOUR preferred starting table be?

[NoflopsHomer]

tsk  mr diceman , how dare you mock mr kendall............hang your head in shame








i still think tikay is a wonderful poker player and exceedingly handsome chap , william hill are the number 1 poker site and wales is a great place to hold the competition as it is full of lovely people.

[thediceman]

Seat One: the Devilfish. I've watched poker on Eastenders and I want the oppunity to play proper poker and say " I raise you my pub for your jewelry shop". NB: don't tell the devilfish I don't have a pub. Also having the Devilfish on the table I can treat it as a double chance comp as I get the chance to pawn my jewelry to him after he gets so embarrassed after getting lucky on hitting his 2 outer after he overplays junk and getting himself pot committed.

Seat Two: Tony G. I played against Tony on one of the blonde poker freerolls when there was a $100 bounty on his head. Tony was playing his typically bullying game so I decided to check raise him on three successive hands to receive and chat response of "that's sick" from Mr Rubdown himself. Personally would love the table talk and just giving Tony a deadpan response to his table talk of "sorry mate, I don't understand as I don't speak English" 

Seat Three: Julie Thew. I owe him a pint from bb3 and what a better time to get it when there is a free bar. No Julie, doubt worry I get the 10th consecutive round, you can get them in at bb4 

Seat Four: Keith "the camel" Hawkins. So I can have a side bet on who can drink the most. The rules are you must drink at least a pint before the deal button returns to you. At least I would have a good excuse for my appalling play. Then again a few beers may improve my game.

Seat Five: Steve Valder. So I can ask him what's it like to be the second best player in the UKJ,England, in his house 

Seat Six: Xuyen Pham. So I can ask her what's it like to be the best player in her house.

NB: having all three WH players should keep the sponsors happy

Seat Seven: Me. It pays to sit to the right of some old fella who's blinds are easy to pinch.

Seat Eight: Tikay. Just so I can look at the faces of other players, many of whom have mighty ego's, when I just constantly talk to Tikay saying things like "your that man of the telly" and "aren't you Mr UK Poker", etc, etc, and other such "comedy" hero worship statements.

NB: I've made sure that there are no Americans on my table on account that they do my head in. Surely that's worth a bonus point Tikay 

On account that Tikay is unable top play this event as he has a major book signing to attend I will make another pick for seat 8.

Seat Eight: JP Kelly. So I can pinch has bag of sweets that his mummie has given him on this school field trip. NB: please Mrs JP Kelly's mum can you make sure you pack your ickle soilder some Haribo 

[tikay]

Seat One: the Devilfish. I've watched poker on Eastenders and I want the oppunity to play proper poker and say " I raise you my pub for your jewelry shop". NB: don't tell the devilfish I don't have a pub. Also having the Devilfish on the table I can treat it as a double chance comp as I get the chance to pawn my jewelry to him after he gets so embarrassed after getting lucky on hitting his 2 outer after he overplays junk and getting himself pot committed.

Seat Two: Tony G. I played against Tony on one of the blonde poker freerolls when there was a $100 bounty on his head. Tony was playing his typically bullying game so I decided to check raise him on three successive hands to receive and chat response of "that's sick" from Mr Rubdown himself. Personally would love the table talk and just giving Tony a deadpan response to his table talk of "sorry mate, I don't understand as I don't speak English" 

Seat Three: Julie Thew. I owe him a pint from bb3 and what a better time to get it when there is a free bar. No Julie, doubt worry I get the 10th consecutive round, you can get them in at bb4 

Seat Four: Keith "the camel" Hawkins. So I can have a side bet on who can drink the most. The rules are you must drink at least a pint before the deal button returns to you. At least I would have a good excuse for my appalling play. Then again a few beers may improve my game.

Seat Five: Steve Valder. So I can ask him what's it like to be the second best player in the UKJ,England, in his house 

Seat Six: Xuyen Pham. So I can ask her what's it like to be the best player in her house.

NB: having all three WH players should keep the sponsors happy

Seat Seven: Me. It pays to sit to the right of some old fella who's blinds are easy to pinch.

Seat Eight: Tikay. Just so I can look at the faces of other players, many of whom have mighty ego's, when I just constantly talk to Tikay saying things like "your that man of the telly" and "aren't you Mr UK Poker", etc, etc, and other such "comedy" hero worship statements.

NB: I've made sure that there are no Americans on my table on account that they do my head in. Surely that's worth a bonus point Tikay 

On account that Tikay is unable top play this event as he has a major book signing to attend I will make another pick for seat 8.

Seat Eight: JP Kelly. So I can pinch has bag of sweets that his mummie has given him on this school field trip. NB: please Mrs JP Kelly's mum can you make sure you pack your ickle soilder some Haribo 

".....major book signing..."

Diceman REINSTATED

[hutchylad]

Seat 1: Tony G, listen too his chat but far enough away to switch off

Seat 2: Barny Boatman, part of the legendary Mob

Seat 3: Antonio Esfandiari, so i can watch his chip tricks

Seat 4: Phill Laak, so when he does his press ups can feel the burn too

Seat 5: Me

Seat 6: Dave Ulliott, so he can tell me ledgendary storys, like losing his mates car playin poker

Seat 7: Ram Vaswani again part of the mob, plus i watched him take a lot of money off Gus hansen on FT(he can teach me)

Seat 8:Surinder Sunar See him and Tony go at it again!

[The Camel]

Seat One: the Devilfish. I've watched poker on Eastenders and I want the oppunity to play proper poker and say " I raise you my pub for your jewelry shop". NB: don't tell the devilfish I don't have a pub. Also having the Devilfish on the table I can treat it as a double chance comp as I get the chance to pawn my jewelry to him after he gets so embarrassed after getting lucky on hitting his 2 outer after he overplays junk and getting himself pot committed.

Seat Two: Tony G. I played against Tony on one of the blonde poker freerolls when there was a $100 bounty on his head. Tony was playing his typically bullying game so I decided to check raise him on three successive hands to receive and chat response of "that's sick" from Mr Rubdown himself. Personally would love the table talk and just giving Tony a deadpan response to his table talk of "sorry mate, I don't understand as I don't speak English" 

Seat Three: Julie Thew. I owe him a pint from bb3 and what a better time to get it when there is a free bar. No Julie, doubt worry I get the 10th consecutive round, you can get them in at bb4 

Seat Four: Keith "the camel" Hawkins. So I can have a side bet on who can drink the most. The rules are you must drink at least a pint before the deal button returns to you. At least I would have a good excuse for my appalling play. Then again a few beers may improve my game.

Seat Five: Steve Valder. So I can ask him what's it like to be the second best player in the UKJ,England, in his house 

Seat Six: Xuyen Pham. So I can ask her what's it like to be the best player in her house.

NB: having all three WH players should keep the sponsors happy

Seat Seven: Me. It pays to sit to the right of some old fella who's blinds are easy to pinch.

Seat Eight: Tikay. Just so I can look at the faces of other players, many of whom have mighty ego's, when I just constantly talk to Tikay saying things like "your that man of the telly" and "aren't you Mr UK Poker", etc, etc, and other such "comedy" hero worship statements.

NB: I've made sure that there are no Americans on my table on account that they do my head in. Surely that's worth a bonus point Tikay 

Disqualified on two counts.

1) Why "comedy" Hero Worship? I signed a book yesterday. Nothing comedy about that. Are you saying the Hero Worship iis not for real?
 
2) I am not playing the Event.

You can get arrested for going into Smiths and defacing one of their books.

[ariston]

1.Phil Laak USA- defending champ so it would be good to knock him out, nothing to do with the fact he may have the lovely miss Tilly with him.

2.Brian Wilson USA- I own him. only played the guy once and he tried to use speach play on me ffs. He quickly realised he had given too much information away though as he headed for the rail

3.Ram Vaswani GB- You have to beat the best in this sort of event and for me he is one of them.

4.Peter Costa GB- sat with me in my first ever big buyin event and helped me through when I was nervous and shy (unbelievable but true)

5.Marc Goodwin GB- good mate and great TV. A legend in his own living room.

6.Julian Thew GB- least I could share a decent bottle of wine with him.

7.Tony G AUS- You think he can talk? he aint seen nothing yet. Just dare him to try the rubdowns with me and I will eat him alive.

8. Me- although I dont deserve my seat at this table I at least want position on Julie and Tony G.

[tikay]

Seat One: the Devilfish. I've watched poker on Eastenders and I want the oppunity to play proper poker and say " I raise you my pub for your jewelry shop". NB: don't tell the devilfish I don't have a pub. Also having the Devilfish on the table I can treat it as a double chance comp as I get the chance to pawn my jewelry to him after he gets so embarrassed after getting lucky on hitting his 2 outer after he overplays junk and getting himself pot committed.

Seat Two: Tony G. I played against Tony on one of the blonde poker freerolls when there was a $100 bounty on his head. Tony was playing his typically bullying game so I decided to check raise him on three successive hands to receive and chat response of "that's sick" from Mr Rubdown himself. Personally would love the table talk and just giving Tony a deadpan response to his table talk of "sorry mate, I don't understand as I don't speak English" 

Seat Three: Julie Thew. I owe him a pint from bb3 and what a better time to get it when there is a free bar. No Julie, doubt worry I get the 10th consecutive round, you can get them in at bb4 

Seat Four: Keith "the camel" Hawkins. So I can have a side bet on who can drink the most. The rules are you must drink at least a pint before the deal button returns to you. At least I would have a good excuse for my appalling play. Then again a few beers may improve my game.

Seat Five: Steve Valder. So I can ask him what's it like to be the second best player in the UKJ,England, in his house 

Seat Six: Xuyen Pham. So I can ask her what's it like to be the best player in her house.

NB: having all three WH players should keep the sponsors happy

Seat Seven: Me. It pays to sit to the right of some old fella who's blinds are easy to pinch.

Seat Eight: Tikay. Just so I can look at the faces of other players, many of whom have mighty ego's, when I just constantly talk to Tikay saying things like "your that man of the telly" and "aren't you Mr UK Poker", etc, etc, and other such "comedy" hero worship statements.

NB: I've made sure that there are no Americans on my table on account that they do my head in. Surely that's worth a bonus point Tikay 

Disqualified on two counts.

1) Why "comedy" Hero Worship? I signed a book yesterday. Nothing comedy about that. Are you saying the Hero Worship iis not for real?
 
2) I am not playing the Event.

You can get arrested for going into Smiths and defacing one of their books.

Damn you Keith. Rumbled.

[divaflava]

Phil Laak USA. He's the defending champ and my favourite player. It'd be a pleasure to trap him when I get dealt KK in the BB on level 3.

Antonio Esfandiari USA. So I can enjoy watching him play for an hour or two before constantly expressing my admiration of Gus Hansen to him once we get heads up.

Me

Barny Boatman GB. Because he seems the type of player you can have a chat with during all the carnage and he'll think I'm a rock.

Ross Boatman GB. Why rob one Boatman blind when you send two down the Acheron?

Surinder Sunar GB. To entertain the rest of us and give Esfandari someone to re-raise and get chips off.

Andy Black IRE. Because he'll do the least damage to my karma when I outdraw him.

Juha Helppi FIN. Every table should have an absolut assassin - and I'd rather have him in the cut-off than any of the others.

[Newmanseye]

So who won this then?

[GlasgowBandit]

Me I got the confirmation e-mail from Bill Hill on Friday 

[Newmanseye]

Me I got the confirmation e-mail from Bill Hill on Friday 

If they wanted a muppet they would have looked for someone closer to the game to save on expenses!

[boldie]

Me I got the confirmation e-mail from Bill Hill on Friday 

If they wanted a muppet they would have looked for someone closer to the game to save on expenses!

bandit...you do realise they expect you to stay at this tourney for longer then 5 minutes, right?

[thetank]

Well done Gary, enjoy your day. 

[matt674]

Me I got the confirmation e-mail from Bill Hill on Friday 

If they wanted a muppet they would have looked for someone closer to the game to save on expenses!

i hear they are going to use these in the standard 52-card deck...........

[boldie]

Me I got the confirmation e-mail from Bill Hill on Friday 

If they wanted a muppet they would have looked for someone closer to the game to save on expenses!

i hear they are going to use these in the standard 52-card deck...........

Now I know why they call him the queen of spades