can you tell that I'm bored?

[Claw75]

Cos Claw doesn't drink,
From a kitchen sink,
Then keep going back for more.

 

[roverthtaeh]

lol

[Poppet7]

I'm not a natural at this poem stuff

[Claw75]

there was a young gent known as Sark,
who loved to walk in the park,
unfortunately one day,
there was some dog poo in his way,
and it left an unfortunate mark.

[roverthtaeh]

I once met a girl called Poppet,
Man, she just couldn't stop it,
Day and night,
From dark to light,
Three weeks and I decided to hop it.

[Poppet7]

I once met a girl called Poppet,
Man, she just couldn't stop it,
Day and night,
From dark to light,
Three weeks and I decided to hop it.

LMAO! Thats well funny!

[Claw75]

I once met a girl called Poppet,
Man, she just couldn't stop it,
Day and night,
From dark to light,
Three weeks and I decided to hop it.

 

[GlasgowBandit]

I once met a girl called Poppet,
Man, she just couldn't stop it,
Day and night,
From dark to light,
Three weeks and I decided to hop it.

 

What couldn't she stop?

[GlasgowBandit]

This thread is brain damage!!!

It is plain you have mangled your brain,
But the damage is hard to explain,
'Cause you're jumping about
With your tongue hanging out.
There's no doubt you're completely insane.

[Poppet7]

Here I am eating a prawn cracker
If my sister tries to steal it I'll smack her
I should've ordered the crispy duck
but didn't want to eat a poor quacker!

[roverthtaeh]

I see you are easily led,
All bettering something I said,
So it's time to quit,
And forget about it,
On that note I'm going to bed.

[Claw75]

I see you are easily led,
All bettering something I said,
So it's time to quit,
And forget about it,
On that note I'm going to bed.

night night,
sleep tight,
don't let the bed bugs bite

[mikkyT]

There was a young man called mikky
Whose life was a little bit shitty
His head was a mess
He couldnt take the stress
On his tombstone they wrote this little ditty

[Poppet7]

((hugs)) xx

[madasahatstand]

there was a young fellow called mikky
who found playing poker a little tricky
he shouted and wailed
everytime he failed
to poppet who thought he was lippy.