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« on: October 12, 2006, 12:49:51 PM » |
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thetank
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 12:56:13 PM » |
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She's got a bushy beard for a Saudi chick.
(I assume she must be female, seeing as she was obviously talking before thinking)
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Trace
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 02:58:58 PM » |
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Completely wrong - we all know men think with their d*cks!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 03:25:26 PM » |
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"We assume that when the man is silent it must be because he is thinking"  should be instead "The man can't get a word in edgeways because the woman wont keep quiet for more than 30 seconds and so he is contemplating all the places he'd rather be............" |
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 03:37:30 PM » |
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"We assume that when the man is silent it must be because he is thinking" should be instead "The man can't get a word in edgeways because the woman wont keep quiet for more than 30 seconds and so he is contemplating all the places he'd rather be............" Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ? |
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 03:45:02 PM » |
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Sat on the sofa with a banana in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ?
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 03:57:56 PM » |
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Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ?
You say that like it's a bad thing. |
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 04:16:02 PM » |
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"The man can't get a word in edgeways because the woman wont keep quiet for more than 30 seconds and so he is contemplating all the places he'd rather be............" The reason why women tend to talk to men instead of listening are pretty obvious - it is a tactical device of preventing men from talking rubbish. |
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 04:19:09 PM » |
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Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ?
You say that like it's a bad thing. It's minging...... |
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 04:22:25 PM » |
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Quote from: thetank on Today at 03:57:56 pm
Quote from: Trace on Today at 03:37:30 pm
Sat on the sofa with a beer in one hand, watching the footie and the other hand down his pants scratching/re-arranging? ? ? ? ? ?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's minging...... Only if the pants are unwashed.... |
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'Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.'
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 04:54:07 PM » |
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I was about to ask the misses what she thought about it, but I haven't been able to get a word in edgeways......sigh, think I'll go and scratch my balls!
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 05:26:30 PM » |
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Was gonna show it the Wife but we don't have a PC in the kitchen!!
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2006, 05:52:45 PM » |
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Was gonna show it the Wife but we don't have a PC in the kitchen!!
 Reminds me of a few old jokes. Why did the woman cross the road? Thats not the real issue. The real issue is what was she doing out of the kitchen! Why do women have small feet? To get closer to the sink. Why do kitchen units have recesses at the bottom? For the same reason as women have small feet. In the interests of fairness: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? 1. He holds it in and waits for the world to revolve around him. |
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 08:05:47 PM » |
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nice to live in a society where we can joke about male / female superiority isn't it. frightening to think he means that and he's far from alone.
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