So, Snoopy and I are in Dublin airport Monday morning at around 5.30am, not having slept after the EPT, so we've been up close to 24 hrs, looking (and feeling) a little haggard and deranged. Anyway for some reason, we're talking about the Scandies and I managed to come up with this, it seemed very funny at the time. Not so sure now.
(To the tune of the The Candyman from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory):
Who can take 64off?
Turn into gold?
Crack your Kings and Aces,
Leave a story to be told?
The Scandieman,
The Scandieman can,
The Scandieman can cause he mixes up his play and his rags come good.
Who can wear shellsuits,
Look like an 80's pop star?
Play lots of junk
And still be in A-ha?
Children: The Scandieman?
The Scandieman,
The Scandieman can,
The Scandieman can cause he's very very very loose aggressive.
Everything he gets,
He has to make a raise,
Even if it's 93offsuit,
Maybe he should take a bow,
Cause he'll outdraw you somehow,
Who can speak four languages?
And yours better than you?
Stand six feet tall
And be fearless too?
The Scandieman,
The Scandieman can,
The Scandieman can cause he always taking risks since he wants to win.
And the Scandieman wins cause he'll take those risks where you won't.
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