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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2006, 07:22:43 PM »

they dont fold QQ UTG to g'tee a one buyin profit,

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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2006, 07:24:39 PM »

Just clocked that Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2006, 07:29:25 PM »

Well I know for a fact that internet poker is rigged.  The reason I know this, last month I had a visit from the LuckyMan and RiverMan and LuckyRiverMan, I must admit they are quite handsome for the computer secret agents, and after I have served them endless bottles of booze they have confessed to their crimes.  

they gave me various tips how to beat the system, but I can't share their secrets except one- fold before the river and most likely you will win.
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« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2006, 08:07:06 PM »

My usernames

stars : Luckyman

full tilt : luckyriverman

UB : LKyRivMAN

Tribeca : Flush Royal

All rigged accounts just for me, weeeeeeeeee
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« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2006, 08:19:56 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2006, 08:21:10 PM »

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people are joking when they say they do this right?

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« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2006, 08:21:42 PM »

welcome to blonde LutonRover.


Perhaps it is unsurprising given his name, but I know Lutonrover from across the felt and I know he enjoys reading blonde, so its good to see him on the forum.


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« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2006, 08:24:57 PM »

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are u saying you don't do that?




Welcome to blonde forum lutonrover....
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2006, 08:27:24 PM »

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people are joking when they say they do this right?



Of course they're joking.  We all wear nappies when we play, don't we...?
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« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2006, 08:27:51 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2006, 08:32:09 PM »

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oops never thought about that one before, thnx for the good idea....
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« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2006, 08:32:47 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2006, 08:36:20 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2006, 08:44:48 PM »

Players play more hands online, players play worse starting cards online.

So I should hope there are a hellava lot more beats online.

I get 10 before breakfast some days, don't even bat an eyelid at the beggining of a sesh. (It still pisses me off if I bubble in the last couple before bed Smiley )

Live is different to online yes. Adjust and win, adjust and win.
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« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2006, 09:01:42 PM »

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