MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[booder]

Gotta be Superman , but then again i'm just a mere woman   


                         



You men all know thats we woman make the beds , do the cooking , washing up , shopping , ironing

and a fine job you do too

[Dingdell]

Christmas must be upon us - I'm having to practice that smile in the mirror - the 'ooooh - thanks - just what I wanted' along with the smile that says 'I'm still waiting you tight B%%%%, an air freshener from the garage just doesn't make the grade when I know you bought your ex wife ________' (Fill in the gaps as appropriate!) And I spent 17 hours queuing to get you the last ________ in the shop. (Fill in the gaps as appropriate.)

Oh yes - don't you just love christmas.  ;bat;

[Poppet7]

Well I love Christmas... so Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it

[sofa----king]

Well I love Christmas... so Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it
i love it too , and a merry christmas to you young lady...

[AndrewT]

Matt, for the vast majority of people Christmas isn't a religious holiday any more - it's a Western cultural holiday to provide a week or so off work for people in the middle of winter (in the Northern Hemisphere) and to get us to churn the wheels of the economy by moving money from our bank accounts into those of Argos.

If you think it's got anything to do with a young teenage girl giving birth in a stable, those days have long since past.

So quit grumbling and get drunk whilst wearing a paper crown like the rest of us.

[ericstoner]

I'm afraid I'll have to side with the pro Christmas people.

I can't wait.............This year as usual I'll have both children with ME, were off for an Indian Xmas lunch, followed by evening with our bestest friends.
No driving for me cos the kids are doing that, lots of ........i say, lots of drink pour moi

[AndrewT]

were off for an Indian Xmas lunch,

Turkey Tikka Masala?

[RED-DOG]

were off for an Indian Xmas lunch,

Turkey Tikka Masala?

Buffalo?

[booder]

were off for an Indian Xmas lunch,

Turkey Tikka Masala?

Buffalo?

Yak ?

[ericstoner]

Don't mock.....................they are putting on a turkey and cranberry curry dish, and muslim carol singers i'll wager.should be a change though, I bet they'll even sell batteries for the youngens prezzies.

[RED-DOG]

Don't mock.....................they are putting on a turkey and cranberry curry dish, and muslim carol singers i'll wager.should be a change though, I bet they'll even sell batteries for the youngens prezzies.

It sounds great Brendan. Merry Crimbo to you and yours.

[AndrewT]

Don't mock.....................they are putting on a turkey and cranberry curry dish, and muslim carol singers i'll wager.should be a change though, I bet they'll even sell batteries for the youngens prezzies.

Whatever crap I'm having for dinner this evening seems even less appealing now - I want a turkey and cranberry curry.

[charmaine]

Making my mince pies ................... thanks for giving me a nudge Sofa  

[matt674]

So quit grumbling and get drunk whilst wearing a paper crown like the rest of us.

uhhmmmm, monkey doesn't drink either!

the closest i get to drunk is if i find a banana behind the heater in the treehouse and it has started to ferment!

[barhell]

Must admit i still don't even know what i'm doing for xmas yet, had some very bad news recently and as a result have no christmas spirit.