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« on: December 29, 2006, 08:37:32 PM »
I leant my corkscrew to the ex on christmas day and haven't had it back yet.

Does anyone know how to open a bottle of wine without smashing the top off??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 08:38:38 PM »
Quote from: ifm on December 29, 2006, 08:37:32 PM
I leant my corkscrew to the ex on christmas day and haven't had it back yet.

Does anyone know how to open a bottle of wine without smashing the top off??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unscrew the cap
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 08:38:46 PM »
Quote from: ifm on December 29, 2006, 08:37:32 PM
I leant my corkscrew to the ex on christmas day and haven't had it back yet.

Does anyone know how to open a bottle of wine without smashing the top off??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See if a neighbour has one!
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2006, 08:39:29 PM »
Screw-->Screwdriver-->muscle power
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2006, 08:39:35 PM »
Quote from: ifm on December 29, 2006, 08:37:32 PM
I leant my corkscrew to the ex on christmas day and haven't had it back yet.

Does anyone know how to open a bottle of wine without smashing the top off??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a screw and a screwdriver...put screw in the cork..and then get it out with an...erm..screw pulling implement...like plyers...that should work.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2006, 08:39:51 PM »
borrow mine
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The very last hand of the night goes to Dewi James, who finds ACES and talks Raymond O’Mahoney into calling his all-in preflop bet of 15k.  “If I had AQ, I’d call!” says Dewi.  Raymond calls holding pocket 66’s.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2006, 08:40:34 PM »
Use your thumb to push the cork into the bottle
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2006, 08:41:15 PM »
Your ex needs a corkscrew to undo bottles of panda pop?


force the cork though into the bottle, and then go pour it out through a sieve, funnel it into a new bottle, smash the old bottle to get the cork, and you are good to go.

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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2006, 08:42:18 PM »
why do you need the cork?
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The very last hand of the night goes to Dewi James, who finds ACES and talks Raymond O’Mahoney into calling his all-in preflop bet of 15k.  “If I had AQ, I’d call!” says Dewi.  Raymond calls holding pocket 66’s.
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2006, 08:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Dewi_cool on December 29, 2006, 08:42:18 PM
why do you need the cork?

no idea, just looks better. Most of the time the cork gets blasted away when you force it into the wine, thats what the sieve is for.
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2006, 08:52:51 PM »
It's ok, stand down disaster averted.
Cheers guys, phew!
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2006, 08:58:26 PM »
Quote from: ifm on December 29, 2006, 08:52:51 PM
It's ok, stand down disaster averted.
Cheers guys, phew!


My work here is done...
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2006, 09:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Dewi_cool on December 29, 2006, 08:39:51 PM
borrow mine

LOL, you'd be dead from withdrawal within an hour Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2006, 09:23:17 PM »
get a screwdriver and a hammer. gently tap the screwdriver until the cork goes into the bottle. its a bit tricky to pour intially but better than no wine.

good luck

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2006, 09:28:40 PM »
Quote from: totalise on December 29, 2006, 08:41:15 PM
Your ex needs a corkscrew to undo bottles of panda pop?



post of the day, just ahead of blondeite with most nights in prison cell!
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