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« on: January 23, 2007, 01:23:17 PM »

Two Proposals Worth Considering...

New Gas Plan...

Blair wants us to cut the amount of fuel we use. The best way to Stop using so much fuel is to deport 5 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 5 million less people using our fuel. The price of fuel would have to come down as a result, and global warming slowed.

New Immigration Plan...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch An illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he fought for this country.

He will also be registered to be taxed and! be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq , and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.


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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 01:24:31 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 01:38:13 PM »

Gets my vote


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Re: worth considering

« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 01:43:19 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2007, 02:01:44 PM »

im not being funny but unlike france, spain, germany, turkey and the US we are a bloody island!. We are self contrlled and as such everything coming in SHOULD AND COULD be monitired successfully. We are also no the biggest country therefore it would not take all the countrys resources to have much more stringent immigration controls. There is only one 2 ways across, through the tunnel in a lorry or on a boat to a major port. Why does it seem out of the question to be able to catch them at these points!!! Its just ludicrous!


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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2007, 02:10:19 PM »

Where are the masses of illegal immigrants of whom you speak?

I went out today and didn't see any.


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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2007, 02:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Wardonkey on January 23, 2007, 02:10:19 PM

Where are the masses of illegal immigrants of whom you speak?

I went out today and didn't see any.

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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2007, 02:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Wardonkey on January 23, 2007, 02:10:19 PM

Where are the masses of illegal immigrants of whom you speak?

I went out today and didn't see any.

Do you work for the customs ?


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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2007, 02:34:59 PM »

If we burn 20 million martian invaders every year then we solve the fuel problem and the martian invasion problem.


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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2007, 02:40:03 PM »

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Blair wants us to cut the amount of fuel we use. The best way to Stop using so much fuel is to deport 5 million illegal immigrants!

booder where did you get this number from? BNP leaflets?


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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2007, 02:40:32 PM »

how did your tour of bus marschalling go? Cheesy

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=14810.0

My main concern with your idea is that the troops in Iraq (if they're there at all) need to be trained better, winning over hearts and minds etc, instead of beating the living s*** out of 14 year old kids who throw rocks. Sending a bunch of untrained asylum seekers would just pour gas on the problem no?


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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 02:56:06 PM »

If, along with our partners the US, we continue to cause major upheval, or just plain blow s**t out of places like Iran, El Salvador, Libya, Sinai, Lebanon, Egypt, Honduras, Chad, Afghanistan, Serbia, Iraq, Bolivia, Pananma, Columbia, Kuwait, Zaire, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Macedonia, Bosnia, Haiti, Bangui, Liberia, Albania, Cambodia, Kenya, Tanzania, Sudan, East Timor, Yemen and Iraq agan for good measure. Perhaps we have a responsibility to take in the odd asyluym seeker on a Tuesday.

If we had a foreign policy that involved leaving folks alone to get the hell on with it, then and only then could we justify a border policy along stricter guidelines.


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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 03:17:27 PM »

Exactly what you read.

Your post is a total 'daily mail' standard crap.

I am too tired to discuss with you, and explain to you your offensive post. But perhaps I can suggest you, that instead of sending those illegal immigrants to Iraq why don't we use them as a fuel? This would be much cheaper and effective way of cleaning this country of illegal immigrants. I think they have some prototypes left in Poland, why not go and have a look if they are still working.

Tank - asylum seekers who received 'leave to remain' are legal so not included in booder's pledge.


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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2007, 03:21:00 PM »

Boo, once you have lit the blue paper you are supposed to retreat to a safe distance.


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