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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2007, 02:37:45 PM »

 I simply wanted to know why i couldn't enter my bmi , shame i haven't a brain your size i guess  
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2007, 02:39:44 PM »

Last Tuesday
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2007, 03:44:07 PM »

Saturday, October 11, 2053   
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2007, 03:51:14 PM »

Jan 2055.............way to go 97 years old.

I'll give the first person who responds £1000 if I make it,

Tikey need not apply.......................he'll be long gone!!!
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2007, 04:00:04 PM »


   Tuesday, August 14, 2040   
 
That'll please my ex - it's her birthday Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2007, 04:07:20 PM »

Sunday, May 1, 2067
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1,901,710,700

If you're a fat, sadistic smoker, you're fucked!
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2007, 04:09:57 PM »

Monday 28th August 2051. Which in some ways is good a Monday so i have the weekend and the summer of 2051 to enjoy before i go, but it will before the end of the 2051 Ashes (which i predict will be the next one we win) and at the start of the football season, rubbish.
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2007, 04:17:07 PM »

Monday 28th August 2051. Which in some ways is good a Monday so i have the weekend and the summer of 2051 to enjoy before i go, but it will before the end of the 2051 Ashes (which i predict will be the next one we win) and at the start of the football season, rubbish.

Bank Holiday Monday as well - see if you can hold out till Tuesday.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2007, 04:17:15 PM »

How come body mass goes no lower than 25 Huh?  , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that .
Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060  , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable  Wink

Not THAT many years , mine is 9th September 2037
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2007, 04:35:19 PM »

How come body mass goes no lower than 25 Huh?  , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that .
Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060  , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable  Wink

Not THAT many years , mine is 9th September 2037

Its ok babe , i'll get you stuffed and abuse you in other ways  Grin
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2007, 05:01:41 PM »

I preferred this one, I get to live an extra 16 years

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=16119.0
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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2007, 05:33:52 PM »

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I preferred this one, I get to live an extra 16 years

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=16119.0

Yep got 15 years more:)
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2007, 05:34:48 PM »

Sunday, May 1, 2067
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If you're a fat, sadistic smoker, you're fucked!

When you will die:

Tuesday March 26, 2058, at age of 78.


Where you will die:
In Patient   43.60%
Nursing Home   23.80%
Residence   21.60%
Out Patient/ ER   6.30%
Other places   2.30%
Dead on Arrival   1.00%
Status unknown   0.00%
Place unknown   0.00%
   
How you will die:

Heart disease   31.40%
Malignant cancer   23.60%
All other causes   16.70%
Stroke   8.10%
Lower respiratory disease   6.80%
Diabetes    3.20%
Influenza and pneumonia   2.80%
Alzheimer's disease   2.50%
Kidney disease   1.80%
Accidents   1.70%
Blood poisoning   1.40%

Who died on March 26:

2002 - Drummer, Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue - Randy Castillo, dies at 51, cancer
1995 - Rap musician, N.W.A. - Eric "Eazy E" Wright, dies at 31, aids
1990 - Fashion designer - Halston, dies at 57, aids

Got 9 years less
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2007, 05:37:39 PM »

April 12th 2007

Dammit, less time to play those STTs now. Sad
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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2007, 05:38:15 PM »

Yep, I prefer that one as well Wink

When you will die: Thursday July 24, 2053, at age of 82.
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