Happy Valentine's Day to my dearest Lady Luck.
We had some good times over the last couple of years. With your support I managed to go to the World Series, get on TV, go on a cruise round the Med and pay off my student loan and credit cards, along with buying some nice new things.
I know things seem to have become strained recently - I haven't felt that same connection we had before. To be honest I think you've been treating me rather badly. I've seen the posts that people have been making on the Internet Poker board, detailing their wins, which makes me suspect you've become unfaithful to me.
However, I'm prepared to win you back - whatever it is I did to upset you I'm going to make it up to you. Look - I got you some chocolates.

Andrew xxx