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« on: March 12, 2007, 11:59:49 AM »

Would you be willing to give a few hens the chance of life and peace?

Brighton Animal Action needs our help!

>>> They have the farmer's permisson to liberate 13.500 free range hens who
>>> will reach their 72 week egg laying period in April. They've done it
>>> before in Brighton: in 2005 they liberated 4000 hens in 2days. This time
>>> they want to take all the hens to a new life and spare them from the
>>> slaughter.
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>>> They have 6days to take out the hens and after those 6days the slaughter
>>> van will pick up the ones that are left. So we need to help them so that
>>> those slaughter vans will leave empty!

I know its a longshot, but I thought I would try...

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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2007, 12:31:32 PM »

In my younger days living abroad we used to keep chickens!!

1,500,000 give or take the odd one or two......

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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2007, 12:34:14 PM »

May'be I can be of some assitance Ma'am.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2007, 12:34:23 PM »

lol, just as i was typing my reply i swear there was someone looking at this thread by the name of colonel sanders!!

What he would want with chickens though is beyond me - he wouldn't know what chicken was if it jumped up and pecked him on the nose!! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 12:34:49 PM »

May'be I can be of some assitance Ma'am.

darn these slow typing monkey fingers!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 12:36:43 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2007, 03:07:59 PM »

May'be I can be of some assitance Ma'am.

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2007, 03:19:47 PM »

I have two chickens at home already, I don't have space for 13,000 more I'm afraid.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2007, 03:20:30 PM »

May'be I can be of some assitance Ma'am.

 
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2007, 03:36:43 PM »

I was once following a truck when a crate fell off and burst open spilling 5 chickens on to the road. These chickens didn't even have the sense to duck as cars whizzed past, they just stood there blinking in the light.

I started to gather them up, (they didn't run away) and managed to grab the 3 that didn't get run over. Back at home, I made them a makeshift pen and turned them loose, they were the sorriest sight you could ever wish to see. They had almost no feathers, they didn't know how to scratch the soil or how to peck corn from the floor, they would only eat and drink from a hopper, they didn't even know how to walk.

Slowly, over the course of a few weeks, they started to look and behave like real chickens, and after a couple of months they were clucking and laying like mad. It was one of the most satisfying things I ever saw.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2007, 03:37:43 PM »

I was once following a truck when a crate fell off and burst open spilling 5 chickens on to the road. These chickens didn't even have the sense to duck as cars whizzed past, they just stood there blinking in the light.

I started to gather them up, (they didn't run away) and managed to grab the 3 that didn't get run over. Back at home, I made them a makeshift pen and turned them loose, they were the sorriest sight you could ever wish to see. They had almost no feathers, they didn't know how to scratch the soil or how to peck corn from the floor, they would only eat and drink from a hopper, they didn't even know how to walk.

Slowly, over the course of a few weeks, they started to look and behave like real chickens, and after a couple of months they were clucking and laying like mad. It was one of the most satisfying things I ever saw.

bet ya they were tasty though, right?
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2007, 06:29:06 PM »

I was once following a truck when a crate fell off and burst open spilling 5 chickens on to the road. These chickens didn't even have the sense to duck as cars whizzed past, they just stood there blinking in the light.

I started to gather them up, (they didn't run away) and managed to grab the 3 that didn't get run over. Back at home, I made them a makeshift pen and turned them loose, they were the sorriest sight you could ever wish to see. They had almost no feathers, they didn't know how to scratch the soil or how to peck corn from the floor, they would only eat and drink from a hopper, they didn't even know how to walk.

Slowly, over the course of a few weeks, they started to look and behave like real chickens, and after a couple of months they were clucking and laying like mad. It was one of the most satisfying things I ever saw.

Fell off the back of a truck........ Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2007, 07:58:27 PM »

I was once following a truck when a crate fell off and burst open spilling 5 chickens on to the road. These chickens didn't even have the sense to duck as cars whizzed past, they just stood there blinking in the light.

I started to gather them up, (they didn't run away) and managed to grab the 3 that didn't get run over. Back at home, I made them a makeshift pen and turned them loose, they were the sorriest sight you could ever wish to see. They had almost no feathers, they didn't know how to scratch the soil or how to peck corn from the floor, they would only eat and drink from a hopper, they didn't even know how to walk.

Slowly, over the course of a few weeks, they started to look and behave like real chickens, and after a couple of months they were clucking and laying like mad. It was one of the most satisfying things I ever saw.

Fell off the back of a truck........ Roll Eyes


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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2007, 09:02:43 PM »

I was once following a truck when a crate fell off and burst open spilling 5 chickens on to the road. These chickens didn't even have the sense to duck as cars whizzed past, they just stood there blinking in the light.

I started to gather them up, (they didn't run away) and managed to grab the 3 that didn't get run over. Back at home, I made them a makeshift pen and turned them loose, they were the sorriest sight you could ever wish to see. They had almost no feathers, they didn't know how to scratch the soil or how to peck corn from the floor, they would only eat and drink from a hopper, they didn't even know how to walk.

Slowly, over the course of a few weeks, they started to look and behave like real chickens, and after a couple of months they were clucking and laying like mad. It was one of the most satisfying things I ever saw.

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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2007, 11:02:58 AM »


Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

How on earth did we get from welcoming me, to justice fighting for chickens hehe.  I can't come to bb4 because I'm out the country on work tsk tsk. Change the date change the date Smiley

And TIKAY...............BIT ON THE SIDE................well I never, I thought I was the love of your life Sad

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