The Coral-Gutshot Main Event, Day One

[King Of Filth]

How is the young mancunian, Rob Sherwood getting on?

[jbsc7769]

any idea what time the tourney finishes tonight? (or how many runners)

[elblondie]

Tikay here, doing hs DC impression, he appears to have deserted his post. Can't get the staff.

Jac Arama 12k. He overplayed AJ suited & found himself pot committed against QQ. He's down to 12k.

James Browning 13k..

Ewan Jones 15k.

Mick Cook 25k

Ben Grundy 20k

Stuart Fox 10k

Bob Cooper 22k

Richard Gryko - who appears to be a shade tired & emotional, 25k.

Bambos 7k

Roy Houghton 7k

Dave Riverdave Penly 10k

Koresh - in full "Koresh tilting up the entire table" mode - 32k. He in good frm with the vocals.....

[Ironside]

If only Ironside could be as quick with his report from the three runner tourny that he reached the last three of

some of us are illerate its hard to write and hope it makes sence

[Colchester Kev]

is jac arama behaving tonight tikay ??

[elblondie]

David Lloyd OUT. He had AQ against the 5-9 off, that, err, Koresh had......

Dave flopped his A, and, almost inevitably, Koresh hit runner runner flush.

David said that Koresh is an absolutely splendid chappie.

[elblondie]

35 or 36 runners left, blinds are 350-700.

[elblondie]

This is still tikay masquerading as a proper poker player.

"Is Jac Arama behaving?", was Colchester Kev's question....

Imagine ths one tonight. Jac limps with a raggy A, & BB takes the flop. An A falls, BB is middle-pinning, so bets 500, Jac calls. Turn blank, BB bets another 500, Jac calls. River is an A, BB  has missed but bluffs 1,000, Jac calls. "On their backs" says the dealer.

BB immediately turns over his heap of rubbish, J-3 or whatever, he has nothing. Jac, cards still in hand, but still not turned over, says "what's he got?". "Turn your hand over Jac" says the dealer. Jac repeats "what has he got?". He has J-3 Jac, now will you PLEASE turn your hand over Jac". He triumnphantly slow rolls his trip Aces.

I say to him after, "whats that all about Jac, you are OBLIGED to show your hand, why the slow roll. He says "I cold not se what he had".

Err, what exactly has that got to do with it Jac?..........

Like I said last week, a lovely guy off the table, a seriously inventive poker player. But oh, his table behaviour.......

[elblondie]

Jim Britton doubles up to 20k.

Richard Gryko, still a shade tired & emotional, 28k.

[elblondie]

Jac Arama OUT, Ewan Jones busts him & is up to 20k.

Comp on break now.

[tikay]

Julian Thew tells me he has 50k+, & is fast asleep. Yeah, right.......

[Colchester Kev]

Jac Arama OUT ..... OH HAPPY DAY !!!

[kashman]

tikay youre mad........... `a lovely guy off the table, a seriously inventive poker player. But oh, his table behaviour`.......hes an ignorant pig, if the lights went out  hed steal yuore chips ...hed carve you up as soon as look at you .we only suffer him cos he is one of the biggest LOSERS on the circuit, if other people behaved like him theyre would be murders.........tell me when he talks i lay u 50-1 on that every sentence that comes out contains the words ,me, i am,  I,or ive........

[tikay]

No, I would not say "good" Kev, he is a character & poker is the better for characters, but he is out

[Colchester Kev]

Can you tell Jac Arama that I am on a $2 turbo 5 seater on ladbrokes, i would welcome a "rubdown" from a sponsored player