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« on: April 04, 2007, 09:25:35 PM »

So come on guys we did the perfect boyfriend bit now tell us what makes the perfect girlfriend


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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 09:28:24 PM »

Big boobs?
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 09:29:21 PM »

Nice arse?
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 09:29:33 PM »

 

Maybe some of the ladies of blonde can confirm whether this is true or not, apparently the perfect boyfriend has 8 (?!?!) qualities:

B rave
I ntelligent
G entle
P olite
E nergetic
N on-Alcoholic
I ndustrious
S elf-organised

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 09:29:51 PM »

Big boobs?

Trust you Pop to start the smut
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 09:32:57 PM »

big mouth ?
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 09:37:23 PM »

Big boobs
Intelligent
Genorous

Kind
Nice
Obliging
Caring
Kinky
Erotic
Raunchy
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 10:00:03 PM »

She must come with a remote control!
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 10:02:31 PM »

She must come with a remote control!
Theres always one  Roll Eyes   lol

What about she must be patient Huh?
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 10:02:53 PM »

it doesn't exist
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 10:15:21 PM »

She must come with a remote control!
Theres always one  Roll Eyes   lol

What about she must be patient Huh?

"Patience" would be one of the buttons on the remote control, along with "mute" and "standby" and many many others!...lol
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 10:20:55 PM »

She must come with a remote control!
Theres always one  Roll Eyes   lol

What about she must be patient Huh?

"Patience" would be one of the buttons on the remote control, along with "mute" and "standby" and many many others!...lol



OMG!!! no wonder i've been single so long lol
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 10:30:48 PM »

I was once told the perfect girlfriend was waste high with a flat head to rest your pint and at midnight she turns into a beef sandwich and a four pack.

not the best advice I ever got but you pick up what you can.
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 11:26:53 PM »

I was once told the perfect girlfriend was waste high with a flat head to rest your pint and at midnight she turns into a beef sandwich and a four pack.

not the best advice I ever got but you pick up what you can.

almost there- also must have no teeth
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 11:29:22 PM »

Be able to breathe through her ears!
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