Film quote job interview

[happybhoy]

If the money's there, we do not care? What kinda a life philosophy is that man!

Tell me about your hobbies or interests.

[nirvana]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States.



To many, this is a simple paper clip. Hmm, but let me ask you, what would you create from it......... shoot !

[Newmanseye]

You know what, I got my five grand here, and that's just fine by me. I'm going home.


Tell us about an unsuccessful team of which you were a member. What, if anything, could you have done differently?

[JungleCat03]

You know what, I got my five grand here, and that's just fine by me. I'm going home.


Tell us about an unsuccessful team of which you were a member. What, if anything, could you have done differently?

Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go.

If you were the boss here what would you change?

[The Baron]

Are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me? Well I dont see no one else here so I guess you must be talkin to me!

Why did you leave your last position?

[Newmanseye]

all train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.


Why should I hire you?

[TightEnd]

"Envy is hatred without a cure my lord Sheriff"


How many words per minute can you type?

[Newmanseye]

I would have stayed for two thousand.

Whats your greatest asset?

[The Baron]

My wallet, it's the one that says "Bad Motherf**ker" on it!

How would you get to work?

[NoflopsHomer]

“I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”


What sort of strategy would you use against our competitors?

[Newmanseye]

No matter how big a guy was, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat, you beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun, and if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, 'cause he'll be coming back and back, until one of you is dead.

Do you have any Questions you would like to ask me ?

[madasahatstand]

if theres something strange  in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call??.................


can you give me an example of when you have used your negotiation skills to have a 'win win' situation?

[4KingNutz]

Armed robbery and it wasent the first time all i did was point my sorn off at the cashiers face an said give me all the money or you die so he did i got all the money he got an early finish.



If there was anything about youreself you could improve a little on what would it be?


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[thetank]

I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.


Can you explain the long gaps in your employment record?

[happybhoy]

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

( I love Jaws)



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