Film quote job interview

[happybhoy]

That thing in the cellar's not my mother!

What is your major malfunction?

[Compo]

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.


So you never wanted a regular type life?

[bolt pp]

What the fuck is that, barbeque's and baseball games?

This regular type life, this your life?

[Compo]

 My life's a disaster zone

Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?

[happybhoy]

I'm on a mission from God.

As a test of observation look at these items. A hammer, an apple, a spoon, a cup and a candle. I'll take a one away.
Now, which one is missing?

[Suited_Jock]

There is no spoon.

So, What experience do you have with using our deep fat fryers here at this fast food establishment?

[kinboshi]

So, What experience do you have with using our deep fat fryers here at this fast food establishment?

"My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count."



Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

[JungleCat03]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

This man [points to the man next to him, who happens to be colchester kev and is midway through devouring a large fray bentos pie] will be your immediate superior.

Do you feel you could work well together?

[KingPoker]

Looks at kev,

Sigh i picked a bad day to give up amphetamines!


Do you consider yourself a team player?

[kinboshi]

Do you consider yourself a team player?

"I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base."

What would you say is your biggest fault?

[booder]

Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

Intent? How did you establish that?

 : When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!











what does this ink blot represent to you?

[thetank]

That's no moon, it's a space station!




Erm, do you need any badges?

[happybhoy]

We don't need no steenkin' badges.

You may be required to work in our delivery yard, what is your understanding of the white zone/red zone regulations?

[bobby1]

We don't need no steenkin' badges.

You may be required to work in our delivery yard, what is your understanding of the white zone/red zone regulations?

What have the Romans ever done for us???


Are you flexible regarding weekends?

[booder]

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

: May I see your rental agreement.

I threw it away.

: Oh boy.

Oh boy what?

: You're fucked!





can you operate a fax machine?