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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2005, 04:26:16 PM » |
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lol, i posted my reply after starting to read a whole host of jokes that have now disappered  p.s. TE - what did the wife say? |
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AdamM
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2005, 04:29:56 PM » |
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What do you call a Judge with no ears?
anything you like, he can't hear you? |
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2005, 04:30:36 PM » |
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Matt
the wife says
" the funeral director"
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2005, 04:32:32 PM » |
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How do you make a Dog drink?
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2005, 04:35:10 PM » |
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Dunno
How do you make a cat bark?
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« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2005, 04:36:52 PM » |
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Dunno
How do you make a cat bark?
Throw it on the fire and… WOOF |
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« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2005, 04:37:34 PM » |
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i think the idea of this thread isnt catching on......
i put my policeman's hat on and made sure someone who shall remain nameless read THE FIRST POST IN THE THREAD before posting!!!! |
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« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2005, 04:38:19 PM » |
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How do you make a Dog drink?
doesnt involve a blender does it? urgh |
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Phil
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« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2005, 04:38:58 PM » |
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Three pieces of string go into a bar. The first one goes up to the bar and says "three pints of beer please." The barman looks him up and down and says, "I'm not serving you, you're a piece of string."
So the first piece of string walks over to his mates and explains the siuation. The 2nd piece of string is having none of it though and decide to try for himself and wanders up to the bar. "Three pints of beer please mate." The barman looks him up and down and says "I've told your friend and I'll tell you, I'm not serving a piece of string."
The 2nd piece of string returns to his mates and explains what has happened. But the 3rd piece of string tell them that he'll have a go. He goes off to the bathroom to get him self ready. He ties him self in a knot and ruffles up his hair then walks up to the bar.
"Three pints of beer please." The barman looks him up and down and says "Are you a piece of string?" to which he replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Boom boom.
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« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2005, 04:39:24 PM » |
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i think the idea of this thread isnt catching on......
i put my policeman's hat on and made sure someone who shall remain nameless read THE FIRST POST IN THE THREAD before posting!!!! they all know it was me! >:? give me a break guys! |
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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2005, 04:40:14 PM » |
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How do you make a Dog drink?
doesnt involve a blender does it? urgh yes How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender. |
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« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2005, 04:40:38 PM » |
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Phil.....Read the first post in the thread before posting...we provide the punchline. Maybe. Very good joke though!  |
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« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2005, 04:44:22 PM » |
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How do you make a Dog drink?
doesnt involve a blender does it? urgh yes How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender. must be me then. a woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre so... |
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« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2005, 04:44:41 PM » |
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Dammit.
Ok, here's one.
Waht do you get if you cross a chicken and a lion?
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« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2005, 04:46:08 PM » |
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no phil, you have to complete mine before you get to post your own. hope you pay better attention tonight mate
opk carry on with Phils
mine was
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one.
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