Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[mondatoo]

Ermm, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Craig is the person I'm on about who is a knob, medium height, quite slim, well groomed.

Never had a problem with him. Another TD there was a little brusque, for sure

I don't no his name for certain just that rings a bell, can only speak as you find.

[SuuPRlim]

David! Please, this is not Cos's thread, we don't do soft porn here. Next we know, Girgy will be here.

lots of talk about old people stuff. Thought you were losing your younger audience a bit so thought I'd step in and keep the kids happy.

You're Welcome

I see.

OK, here is the deal - you can be my Yoof Correspondent, but please, no tits & bums, leave that to Costa & Co, we don't want that sort of stuff here, unless it's proper classy like.

We could mix & match though - how about a sexy car, & a nubile young lady admiring it - sort of half-way house? (I do like the word "nubile").

Click to see full-size image.

LOVE IT! you've really captured the spirit. Superb work!

Btw, I thought my picture of Shakira was pretty tasteful, she is a very talented musician, not like this flouzy's the likes of Cos parades around his diary. Keeping it Classy Kendall-Style.

Also her thighs are amazing.

[tikay]

David! Please, this is not Cos's thread, we don't do soft porn here. Next we know, Girgy will be here.

lots of talk about old people stuff. Thought you were losing your younger audience a bit so thought I'd step in and keep the kids happy.

You're Welcome

Did you win that $1k Omaha Tourney in Venice? No excuses now David, the rest of the Final Table were all Italians, & we know that all Italians (& Frenchies & Spaniards) are tez at Poker. Tell me you won, right?

You forgot over 40!!

Nah, never forgot - I thought everyone knew that over 40's were all hopeless?

DTD tomorrow, Mr A-K?

Not tomorrow unfortunately as although I have the day off Mrs AK has some obscure plans that do not involve poker or sat infront of the goggle box watching sport  but next weekend I have been given a pass out to Nottingham for the £150 deepie!!
Ps over 40's maybe but once you hit 70 like your goodself you can still mix it with the Kidzz!

oh Teacake! I ever said they were hopeless, nor implied it, what I said was they, as a generic race of poker player, tend to like to get all of there chips in more frequently than others, with what statisically can only be on average a weaker holding, so should spots arise where you can see a flop with 3 or 4 of them and you have a nice hand you'd be well advised to take it. If they happen also to be in there 40's then they wil lhave the generic over 40 habbit of assuming everyone under 24 is bluffing every single hand. combine these two things together when I can see a flop for 1600 into a 8,000 chips pot with my J988 double suited with myself and 3 other players all of whom fit into this stereo-type I've gotta feel like I could well make some good money should I flop something good!

This doesn't make them hopeless, it's just a small weaker point of the way a lot of recreational Italian players I was looking to take advantage of if I could

As for the tournament I did not win lol

But then when you, as a 22yr old English Kid make a final 7 (6paid) with 6 Local Italians who all know each other I become a reasonably big favorite to finish 7th, which is in fact, exactly what happened. I was not deemed worthy of a cash money award.

Sigh at you not owning them damn Italians.

All French/German/Spanish players are useless? I'm just joshing, throwing back some of the nonsense I see sometimes...... You must have read the Staking Threads - "it is in France, so the field must be soft" sort of thing?

I want people to challenge these nonsenses, not perpetuate them.

When you off to LA?

Have you accepted the position as my Premier Diary Yoof Correspondent?

[cambridgealex]

if that sort of thing tilts you tikay, don't read my ept campione staking thread then, i may have to use the word "soft" to describe my predication of the field...though I know how much trouble it gets me in, I gotta sell you see. Just tell me how much u want and we can deal with the matter privately...

[tikay]

David! Please, this is not Cos's thread, we don't do soft porn here. Next we know, Girgy will be here.

lots of talk about old people stuff. Thought you were losing your younger audience a bit so thought I'd step in and keep the kids happy.

You're Welcome

I see.

OK, here is the deal - you can be my Yoof Correspondent, but please, no tits & bums, leave that to Costa & Co, we don't want that sort of stuff here, unless it's proper classy like.

We could mix & match though - how about a sexy car, & a nubile young lady admiring it - sort of half-way house? (I do like the word "nubile").

Click to see full-size image.

LOVE IT! you've really captured the spirit. Superb work!

Btw, I thought my picture of Shakira was pretty tasteful, she is a very talented musician, not like this flouzy's the likes of Cos parades around his diary. Keeping it Classy Kendall-Style.

Also her thighs are amazing.

Shakira is a talented musician? You having a laugh? You never listened to Lulu, Cilla Black, Natalie Imbruglia, Pink? 

"So, Dave, what is it you admore about the beautiful thighed Shakira?".

However, as we agree on the pictures of the drossy tarts Cos Posts on the Diary he used to keep, you have got the job. Keep the girlies clothed, & nubile though, please.

In the spirit of yoof appeal, here is a Coach, with some neat bodywork.

[tikay]

if that sort of thing tilts you tikay, don't read my ept campione staking thread then, i may have to use the word "soft" to describe my predication of the field...though I know how much trouble it gets me in, I gotta sell you see. Just tell me how much u want and we can deal with the matter privately...

Lol, it does not tilt me, it amuses me greatly though.

Yeah, say it is "soft", it will help it sell quicker. Probably will, too, incredibly.

PM me or give me advance warning if you are able, & don't mind, I would deffo love to buy a piece of a poker player who can play Rach 2 on the piarrrrno, it's well known that they can crush the Italians.

I had a bit of that LilDave chap in Venice, but he spewed off with Kings into A-K. I am switching to you now, as I know you could lay J-J down pre to a 3.5x Raise. Not everyone can, you know.

DTD tomorrow?

[cambridgealex]

Yes, I fancy that £250 6maximum competition.

SHOULD BE LOLSOFTBADTEZ.

[tikay]

Yes, I fancy that £250 6maximum competition.

SHOULD BE LOLSOFTBADTEZ.

Good, I hear that even some old blokes will be in it. Bust them!

[SuuPRlim]

I had a bit of that LilDave chap in Venice, but he spewed off with Kings into A-K. I am switching to you now, as I know you could lay J-J down pre to a 3.5x Raise. Not everyone can, you know.

sigh. Was loving life with Tikay dollars behind the wagon.

Shakira, ofc talented, "There's a shewolf in the closet, better help so it can breathe!" The stuff of genius, no doubt alex is firing up the Ivory's trying to do a re-make as we speak, my favorite bit of the song alex, is this bit....



see if you can capture the pure musical brilliance of that particular extract. Note as well how despite being in a cage upside down she still performs excellently from a vocal perspective, superb control of the diaphragm that is.

Happy to take the Job on as Yoof Correspondent, and speshly cos it's you and you're prolly gonna need me! I'm happy to keep the content nubile as well, I'm not a fan of this obviously sexual flaunting Diaries on Internet Policemen and that young cassanova Amaty like to promote what ever happened to a thirst for good a homely woman, ones that don't make the cover of NUTS but you know will make you a great apple pie if you asked them to.

[celtic]

So wish lildave was a girl.

[SuuPRlim]

So wish lildave was a girl.

mmmmm. How to take this comment Vinnie, not too sure lol

x

[scotty77]

Gonna try and get and get this thread back on track.

TRAINS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16928711

[kinboshi]

Btw, I thought my picture of Shakira was pretty tasteful, she is a very talented musician, not like this flouzy's the likes of Cos parades around his diary. Keeping it Classy Kendall-Style.

Also her thighs are amazing.

An avatar for lildave or tikay:

[pokerfan]

So wish lildave was a girl.

 

[outragous76]

^^^^^^ disturbing, so much so I cant quote it