Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[Eso Kral]

David! Please, this is not Cos's thread, we don't do soft porn here. Next we know, Girgy will be here.

lots of talk about old people stuff. Thought you were losing your younger audience a bit so thought I'd step in and keep the kids happy.

You're Welcome

Did you win that $1k Omaha Tourney in Venice? No excuses now David, the rest of the Final Table were all Italians, & we know that all Italians (& Frenchies & Spaniards) are tez at Poker. Tell me you won, right?

You forgot over 40!!

[tikay]

Rolls Royce - showing us how to build a jet engine..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p008lbp5/How_to_Build..._Series_1_A_Jumbo_Jet_Engine_How_to_Build..._A_Jumbo_Jet_Engine/


fascinating stuff

Great!

Good to know we are world leaders in some technology, & "engineering" fits nicely for me.

[tikay]

David! Please, this is not Cos's thread, we don't do soft porn here. Next we know, Girgy will be here.

lots of talk about old people stuff. Thought you were losing your younger audience a bit so thought I'd step in and keep the kids happy.

You're Welcome

Did you win that $1k Omaha Tourney in Venice? No excuses now David, the rest of the Final Table were all Italians, & we know that all Italians (& Frenchies & Spaniards) are tez at Poker. Tell me you won, right?

You forgot over 40!!

Nah, never forgot - I thought everyone knew that over 40's were all hopeless?

DTD tomorrow, Mr A-K?

[Eso Kral]

David! Please, this is not Cos's thread, we don't do soft porn here. Next we know, Girgy will be here.

lots of talk about old people stuff. Thought you were losing your younger audience a bit so thought I'd step in and keep the kids happy.

You're Welcome

Did you win that $1k Omaha Tourney in Venice? No excuses now David, the rest of the Final Table were all Italians, & we know that all Italians (& Frenchies & Spaniards) are tez at Poker. Tell me you won, right?

You forgot over 40!!

Nah, never forgot - I thought everyone knew that over 40's were all hopeless?

DTD tomorrow, Mr A-K?

Not tomorrow unfortunately as although I have the day off Mrs AK has some obscure plans that do not involve poker or sat infront of the goggle box watching sport  but next weekend I have been given a pass out to Nottingham for the £150 deepie!!
Ps over 40's maybe but once you hit 70 like your goodself you can still mix it with the Kidzz!

[Karabiner]

Will you be playing next weekend's £150 mini-deepie too Tony?

I'm thinking about playing that myself, well for an hour or so anyway.

[Chili]

Nevermind planes, trains & automobiles. Respond to my pm please!

[tikay]

Will you be playing next weekend's £150 mini-deepie too Tony?

I'm thinking about playing that myself, well for an hour or so anyway.

Unfortunately not, Ralph, I will be unavailable for pokering purposes for the next two weekends, so I need to get my fill this weekend. I made a resolution to go nowhere near poker, or the internet, for 2 weekends per month, my "life balance" was getting too lop-sided, & I need to exercise the dog occasionally. And do my photography thing, oooooh.

[tikay]

Nevermind planes, trains & automobiles. Respond to my pm please!

oops, sorry Dear, you are in the queue.....

DTD tomorrow? If so, I could bring the stuff up with me, to save you nag-nag-nagging.

[tikay]

Enjoy the DC last night? I thought I was awesome for the 10 minutes I played before hitting and running.

Talk us through the zip incident with the valet if you like

If you refer to the unfortunate moment with my trouser zip, & the heavy-topped gorgeous valet, Agatar, when she mentioned danglers I assumed she was discussing Omaha.

No further comment, the matter is sub-judice

[tikay]

Just want to say this is a great thead only started reading it the last month and have only just put two and two together and realised your the sky poker presenter aswell haha.

Thank you!

Are you a player from next door? Two & two,in this this instance, is deffo 4, though I am an Analyst, not a Presenter. The difference? One knows what they are doing, the other is bluffing.

I am assuming you are young (stereotyping never fails) by your alias, yes?

[bobby1]

What tourneys are you playing this weekend Tony?

[tikay]

Tikay, how many scarves do you own?

No idea, Dawn.

In my new posh house residence, I have a dishwasher, washing machine, tumble dryer, 4 TV's, & a whole scarf section in the wardrobe.

Posh, or what?

4 TVs!!! Why on earth do you need 4 TVs?

I assume you live on your own the same as myself? Admittedly I have 5 but I only ever watch 1. The others are just for show in case I ever have a visitor.

You don't seem the showy type so I assume you actually need them?

I don't! It was not a chirp at all, just part of a daft comment really, but I do have 4 - Lounge, Kitchen, Study, & Bedroom. At my real home, I have "just" the one, & will never have more than that. It's not even a plasma jobbie.

The London place is sort of rented, I'm a "caretaker tenant" for a good friend, & it came fully-furnished, exactly as she lived in it, everything, top to bottom. Some "interesting" chintzy furniture & drapes, too, though it does not bother me.

I watch the TV in the lounge, & it is "linked" to the one in the kitchen, so I may have that on when I am up & down messing around in the kitchen, but I have never even switched on the ones in the Study or Bedroom. I have never watched TV in bed in my entire life, it jut seems so wrong, & I never will, bed is for reading & sleeping. Mostly. I like to read for an hour each night in bed, if I can, delicious, almost the best part of the evening.

For show in case I have visitors? I don't have visitors, as such, & don't encourage them, I like solitude at home. I never had them at my own place, in Ilkeston, either, apart from occasional girlfriends, back in the day. That's girlfriends, occasionally, not the other way round.

Oh, does the house belong to....!   4 TV's?  Surprised it's so few.

One & the same, & yes, it explains the inordinate amount of TV's in the house. Gotta watch your pride & joy, eh?

What a lovely story that would be to tell, how she & I first met, but some stories have to remain untold, sadly. Living in Crook now, & training to be a Magistrate, of all things. Not sure I'd fancy being in the Dock if she were the Magistrate......

[tikay]

What tourneys are you playing this weekend Tony?

6-max deepstack @ DTD, Phil, 2pm, £250.

Ideal for me, in 6-Max you can't hide, it's non-stop aggro.

You tempted?

PS - Just had a text from Vinnidonk, he is trying to tempt me to come up to Luton tonight, too. Good luck him. Take 7/4, anyone?

[bobby1]

What tourneys are you playing this weekend Tony?

6-max deepstack @ DTD, Phil, 2pm, £250.

Ideal for me, in 6-Max you can't hide, it's non-stop aggro.

You tempted?

PS - Just had a text from Vinnidonk, he is trying to tempt me to come up to Luton tonight, too. Good luck him. Take 7/4, anyone?

Can I take a bit of you in that 6 max?

[celtic]

What tourneys are you playing this weekend Tony?

6-max deepstack @ DTD, Phil, 2pm, £250.

Ideal for me, in 6-Max you can't hide, it's non-stop aggro.

You tempted?

PS - Just had a text from Vinnidonk, he is trying to tempt me to come up to Luton tonight, too. Good luck him. Take 7/4, anyone?

Can I take a bit of you in that 6 max?

Take his hands, he won't need them for the first 12 levels.